Cameras do not “blaze.” Guns blaze because there is actual firepower happening caused by gunpowder. What the hell is “cameras blazing”

Oh god what’s wrong with it

Maybe they’re gay, so they wouldn’t be?

I am barely in SAG (so I might be wrong), but my understanding is you only are eligible for health insurance if you meet a minimum income every year through acting (a minimum income that is actually pretty high). You can be a part of SAG but still not qualify for their health insurance. I don’t know if there are…

“Don’t give this guy a baby, make a woman carry one to term for him instead!”

Also, the scorpion fucking drowns. He stings against his better interest and death is his outcome.

My guess is he had lots of women do the”meditative” practice and only proceeded with the ones that “succumbed” the hardest. The rest he probably stopped after doing some breathing and said some bullshit like “how do you feel now? calmer?”

Who knew, right?!

Love that Freudian slip - “excuse” to use it, not a “reason”

It says I can only DM people that are following me? I just followed you so it should be pretty obvious who I am

How do you join this group?! Also pissed that none of my liberal friends have invited me yet...

I also feel like a lot of super smart men can’t deal with smart women (my own mileage, of course). At least with the sex-idiots (30 rock ref) they are smart enough to know you’re smart and recognize. But sometimes I feel the smart men in my life seethe when I one-up them and are always scheming about how to mentally…

I feel like people REALLY love Chappelle, and don’t get me wrong he is a comedic genius at times, but part of the reason I had a really hard time getting into him back in the day is because he seemed to always have this slight streak of misogyny in his act. Small enough that it didn’t seem like a huge deal, but…

Who knew the way to feminism was to BUY MORE SHIT, amirite?

Good god

The nearest In and Out is 20 minutes minimum away from me, sadly with no McFlurry, too. (I don’t even like In and Out! I just get random cravings!!)

At first I thought his reasoning would be that the McFlurry wouldn’t keep for the 15 min ride back. But seriously dude? I’ve driven farther for less

I fucking HATE nuts in my chocolate stuffs

Oh man - also secret family probate cases are always...fun

Thanks!