Hey! Some of us out here LOVE bubble butts!

They only do free events like walking in the damn park or going to other garage sales to complain

He’s probably waiting for some gorgeous woman nearby to go “I KNOW! ISN’T IT RIDICULOUS?!” And their eyes will meet and they will fall into stingy love with each other

DON’T YOU KNOW THAT THE MILLIONAIRES BECAME MILLIONAIRES BY WATCHING THEIR PENNIES

I used to have the worst Starbucks anxiety where I would look up the menu at home beforehand and practice saying what I wanted. I used to have friends that worked at Starbucks and they 1. Were kinda bitchy (this was hs/college, everyone was kinda bitchy) and 2. Pretty much hated anyone who didn’t know what they wanted…

Did you guys know that in Texas judges don’t have to have any legal knowledge or background?

Did he mean you are Cuban-American? I’m wondering because I get annoyed all the time re: the distinction of Asian vs. Asian-American. I’m not Asian. There are fundamental cultural differences between me (Born and raised in the US) and my cousins (born and raised and never left an Asian country). I have “gone back” to…

Getting an absentee ballot is not super easy. I have lived in CA and TX. Los Angeles, California - you can vote absentee on everything. Can't make it to the polls? Hell, they’ll send you the ballot you need, which you can mail anytime, along with a booklet outlining all the positions.

I’m also worried about this - I work with three Mexican-Americans and ALL of them are republican as fuck. For a while, one of them even supported Donald Trump.

Thanks for the advice! Yes, I think it might be time for me to scale-back a bit, or at least be a bit more picky on events. I think part of the problem is I am currently stuck in a town I don’t like, and doing my best to make it a temporary situation and move back to to where I was before. It’s much more sleepy and…

Aww thanks for taking the time to write such a lovely and long response! Xoxo

Ooh yeah. I feel you - I’ve had that before too and when I finally find someone I always felt SOO LUCKY and omgg I don’t deserve this/how long will this last, which isn’t a good mindset either.

Guys. GUISE. I know I’m super young and it’s super early in my life (not even 30) but I can’t shake the feeling that I’m going to end up alone. I’ve been single for a long time and I can do it (I’ve traveled to Europe and Asia alone, lived in many states) but now I really want to be in a relationship and fucking no…

If it’s the same hoodie I’m thinking about (~$80)...

Complete no sarcasm - way to stand by your wife. There are so many guys I know that do the “I can’t do anything, x is just x” excuse and basically all that means is “I don’t care about your happiness because my friend’s shithead behavior is more important to me.” If your friend is really that close/important, he…

I like being corrected if it’s valid. Better now and early before I fuck up majorly down the line.

Omg I did this too! In a way, it helped me mourn the end of the relationship because who he was at the end was not the same person I fell in love with, so the best way for me to make sense of it was to realize that he had “died.”

I sing the rest of the song (okay, the next two lines is all I know) exactly the same, but extremely sarcastic and with gritted teeth

I came here to post EXACTLY the same thing. Not even ashamed that the first thing I thought was “Wait, is it possible I can snatch up some gem” (buoyed by my EXCELLENT snag of a gorgeous piece of jewelry from an estate sale this weekend). But no. Everything is awful (which I sing to the tune of “everything is awesome”…

Awww thanks!! Yeah he wasn’t super accusing about it and it seemed mostly joke-y, and he’s spent his entire life in Texas, so it wasn’t malicious. It was more a “come on dude, you know I wouldn’t do that” upset.