What is the one thing that you wish customers would know (but aren't "technically" allowed/discouraged to tell them?)

I haaattee yoga and have tried it at least 4 separate times at different places and people are always like "I LOVE YOGA IT HELPS SOOO MUCH YOU SHOULD GIVE IT ANOTHER CHANCE"

yes.

I KNOW RIGHT? I can go into a bar pretty much any night of the week, say something LoL-related, and it's like guaranteed 5 people will join in the convo. I've done this before. A lot. It's actually a really good ice-breaker.

omg, I tried. I really did - I got matched with a white guy with dreads on Coffee Meets Bagel (dating site that's basically Okc but you only get ONE match a day) and I thought to myself, "okay, maybe I shouldn't judge. He works in video games and has a degree in math. What if he's mixed race and skews more…

yeah, I understand. I'm glad you have limited contact though - so many people feel they have to bear through emotional abuse because "it's family!" and it really is so bad for them

please tell me you've since cut her out of your life!

what state was this? I recently found out that my state jails people if they don't pay child support (and garnishes wages up to 60%). Apparently the IV-D judge in my county is a huge hard ass on the deadbeat parent, too.

especially if there was a rubbed-off smudge for some bare leg to show through

yeahh I definitely feel that if a nyc designer did it they would be expecting a solid gold cookie + be doing it for the publicity, whereas this guy does it just...because it's "normal" for him

I know! I'm feeling a bit teary reading this article - especially since there's been so much shit with US/European fashion week/designers lately

I sometimes wonder if I am poly, and have flirted with it before, but goddamn, I don't think I could ever do it simply because there is so much talking. SO MUCH TALKING

I'm thinking like "take a photo of the swatch (period) with your smartphone for a week, and we'll send you a customized lipstick palette!"

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

hahaha that's like me! Everyone thinks I'm a raging freak because I have no problem reading strange things when I don't have those fetishes, but the sincerity! Someone really likes this!!

I'm so glad I've met someone else who takes the removal of contacts AS SERIOUSLY AS I DO.

Recently, my siblings have had all manner of butt/genital problems, and because I am the oldest and the designated sage/know-everything/fixer of the family, I have seen/touched/help treat/heard in detail all these issues.

I'm so amused by that EXTREMELY SERIOUS toe-point in that topless photo. I think I read somewhere she was a pole-dancing instructor? I took some pole-dancing classes in LA and they are so intense on that "toes always pointed!" crap (as well as a lot of other stereotypically sexy behaviors, even though it was…

I have to wear makeup every work day now - I got a new job that has some authority but also have major baby face, so I need the makeup to "age" me and be taken at least semi-seriously.

nope, it seriously used to take me forever to do just the cat eye, which includes all the smudging and starting over and etc etc. I think it was because I'm asian (but not monolid or anything else stereotypical asian eye-shaped) so literally no one knew how to do my eye makeup. Not asian people, not white people. …