I have a GORGEOUS sari that I bought for my friends' Indian wedding a while ago and am eagerly waiting for the next wedding that I can wear it at (because fuck buying dresses)

speaking of safe exfoliation- anyone else try the konjac sponge? People say it works wonders but I personally haven't had such results

From my Sir: How you doin'.

I was pretty happy about it! She seemed the most "normal" and down to earth and my theory is the producers were like "we have to get rid of her first she doesn't deserve this bs." When she was upset I was like man you dodged a huge bullet you are going to be so happy in a few months/when this show comes out

If you HAVE to, I would go with Disneyworld over Disneyland, and only because they have Epcott and some nice Disney magic! shows at night (at least, when I went. It was some sort of Disneyworld + Epcot + some third option I forgot package). I HATED Disneyland when I went as a kid, and I did love Disney movies. …

My beautiful cat, also a ginger, is also named Harry. I really, really want to do a sketch parody called "I Want To Marry Harry" but have it be 12 Bachelorettes competing for the love of my cat (which, let's be honest, people already do because he's fuckin awesome)

I'm the same way - like a cat, I find staring people deeply in the eyes is creepy. I'm very discomfited when people I'm dating do it to me

my god. Hit and runs are terrifying. I had a friend who got her pelvis broken in a hit and run, and they had to hire a private detective in order to get him. When they found him, it turns out he had THREE other hit and run warrants.

Re: the eye color part: I feel like in cases like this cops also automatically distrust people who can't "think like a cop" and have instant and precise recall of the perpetrator. I have not been raped, but was the victim of a sexual harassment/assault incident at work. I remember the cop I reported to afterwards…

I know I need the gif for full effect, but I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls

I know Sharper used Ambien and I know how he got those, but I've always wondered how people got roofies/rohypnol. With Ambien there is a medical reason, but is there any sort of medical reason with which to get rohypnol? if not, what company is willingly making and selling a product that only has the market…

Hahaha there is a coffee shop close to me that is apparently known as the place to go for cougars. When I went it was hilarious because every 5 seconds a beautiful, well-dressed man would somehow materialise next to me (pretty close) and be like "Do you need anything :D" and I would be like "....no...."

I've had a similar experience - I used to know people (coming out of college) who were responsible gun owners. But as time went on and they got...corrupted by the feeling of power, or something, they are now scary gun owners.

I want a woman with a penis! It seems so fun and soft and bouncy and also - Penis! ~.~

I believe it's not that she didn't think they didn't exist, but she didn't "believe" in them the way people don't "believe" in abortion - that they shouldn't exist. Something about national boundaries and how they just fly over them or something.

The attitude of that sentence is extremely condescending though. You know what's also fraught with disappointment [aimed at author]? Being infertile (for whatever reason - young people are infertile too!) and wanting kids.

"Trying to have children other than the old-fashioned way is wildly expensive and usually fraught with disappointment."

I entertained the idea in hs, but in college I was dissuaded by two very prominent Shakespeare professors who told me that the percentage of scholars who believe the not Shakespeare theory is a very thin minority (like 1%) and a very annoying question in credible circles (but, thankfully, were nice enough to answer my…

Mm coincidentally my dad last night just told me he believed I could be married before/by 30. However, to be fair he has never pressured me about it, he only brought it up because I brought up the topic of all my friends being married already and I'm still single and it gets a little scary (friendships change when…

Oh yeah no doubt - you can't "tell" all the time and I would definitely not give someone I didn't know well guff about it.