I was on Tinder for like 3 days. All the men I contacted/contacted me back and talked to gave me a huge "I'm going to kill you or at least be creepy and maybe rape you" vibe. There was even one guy that I tried to give the benefit of the doubt to and I wrote "Lol, I don't think you realize how creepy you're coming…

Aw thanks! How do you message? I'm new-ish to Kinja

How is it okay that you hit his foot with your bag? He didn't physically do anything to you; you guys had an airplane tiff, which happens, but come on. That's not okay.

Engagement season millennial here. Did not think it was a real thing until two acquaintances got engaged this week.

I will find a jeweler who will make it for me. I WILL FIND A JEWELER WHO WILL MAKE IT

Omg WHERRREEEE is the second one from?

I was just about to say this, but in the phrasing "how the fuck is this guy still on here?"

Yeah I know. I meant more like ... They're outsourcing the best part.

I thought a large part of the fun of doing mani/pedis with your kid was the actual doing it. Like spending time together where you paint each other's nails and have social grooming and the bonding that happens because of it.

This doesn't really work if you're opening a tab with a card, which I feel like is what most people do if they plan on buying more than one drink at a busy bar

Yeah, our family decided to do away with the whole stupid "it needs to be a surprise!" and "you should just know" gift ideas. A couple of months before Christmas we just flat-out ask each other "what do you want" and then get it. Or if someone sees something cool during the year and is like "OMG! I want this!"

I remember reading one of those "how we met" personalized "our wedding!" template websites back in college of a friend getting married. Apparently she and her husband met while they both worked at Pappadeux, and he kept throwing those cardboard coasters at her until she agreed to go out with him. ....

I want that spiral ring. WHERE CAN I GET THAT SPIRAL RING

Actually, GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT is my exact thought process when I go to VS (and I'm female). There's so much upsell pressure from the sales associates. I know what I want; I already get a bajillion coupon deals and I can read the 50 signs about 5 for $25.

Wait...you have to tip at weddings? Oh wait, do you mean the bride and groom (and/or family) on top of the price or the guests?

Wait...you have to tip at weddings? Oh wait, do you mean the bride and groom (and/or family) on top of the price or the guests?

Wait...you have to tip at weddings? Oh wait, do you mean the bride and groom (and/or family) on top of the price or the guests?

Actually as annoying as both of those brands are, they do have their good points and strengths. A&F has (or at least, used to have) really good winter wear, like well-constructed heavy sweaters and fleece-y sweatpants that I couldn't find new anywhere else at a bargain (I got some thrift shopping, but it wasn't the…

But both Caramel and Popcorn will be pardoned this year, despite the weird Hunger Games vote vibe. It just means one of them will get the "honor" of being the official pardoned turkey.

Question: after the pardon, what DO the Obamas eat? Another third turkey that wasn't pardoned? Tofurkey? No turkey at all?