My neighbors have this gem hanging in their kitchen:

on the other hand, this kinda worked: http://youtu.be/-v5tJ7dT5Lw

I feel that all parties are 5+ months late on this.

There is no context for the Jezzie recap or the time piece- grape production overall has exploded since 1990, so while the percentage at the top may have changed, I am willing to guarantee you that overall almost every varietal has increased discretely since then. And it doesn't hurt that Cab Sauv and Merlot can be…

I love naps. Love them. Best part of my day.

I should say that it wasn't isolated to Italian-Americans, although I think it has a lot to do with being first-generation Americans perpetuating very conservative ideas practiced/instilled by immigrant parents. Italian, Filipino, Indian, Irish- very happy to pull the dominant/submissive bullshit. Not everyone of…

I should say that it wasn't isolated to Italian-Americans, although I think it has a lot to do with being first-generation Americans perpetuating very conservative ideas practiced/instilled by immigrant parents. Italian, Filipino, Indian, Irish- very happy to pull the dominant/submissive bullshit. Not everyone of…

I grew up in northern NJ. These folks aren't an anomaly there. Not by a long shot. It is infuriating.

Yes! And the hand holding! And the playfulness! And the whiskers! Dying from cute!

Umm I pretty much do this for free now so I am in!

Prime example of why I want to be an otter in my next life. They eat off of their bellies! Their bellies!

Re: jack Nicholson. I feel the need to point out that Roman Polanski raped that teenage girl at Jack's house, where Polanski had given her quaaludes with champagne. So there's that.

Re: jack Nicholson. I feel the need to point out that Roman Polanski raped that teenage girl at Jack's house, where Polanski had given her quaaludes with champagne. So there's that.

83 for DC?! I have been dying for weeks from ragweed. I object to this clearly flawed study that didn't consult my nose.

No! Not Lil Sebastian!

Everyone at that party needs to eat. Something. Anything. Possibly each other.

I support this only to see KC rip Jenny McCarthy to pieces. In that chipper, youhavenoideawhatjusthappenedtoyou, sort of way.

I couldn't get past the "thermostats of morality" part. I KNEW it warm in here...

Ugh it costs more than my wedding dress! But I'd wear it ever day so... :)

I need this coat! Any deets?