For my first year and a half of high school, I got magneted to a school way too far away that had been underpopulated. The thing was, they magneted too many kids there, so it got overpopulated, so they couldn’t fit everyone into the natural lunch periods, which were 3rd and 4th. (Out of a 5 period day.) So I got 2nd…

Let’s go with live action Last Unicorn.

I remember playing the demo for some physics-y puzzle game. Some boxes fell out of a hole in the ceiling and were supposed to stack up. They bounced around and fell on the floor unless I looked away from them while they fell.

Fleet of Little Ships!

She has 8 nipples. It would be indecent to expose any of them.

Was that in the video, which I couldn’t watch because I’m at work (in which case, d’oh)?

So is this basically Zeke’s Peak/Ice Cold Beer with graphics?

Sirens aren’t mermaids, they’re birds. That’s why their song is alluring. Why would mermaids be able to sing? There’s no air underwater.

Can they hurry up and give the series an installment with the subtitle, “Worse Things Happen At Sea”?

Everyone knows you have to hit it with the moon.

I always assumed those things were mirrors, so that a player couldn’t see the down card when the dealer lifted the corner to check. I’d be more willing to believe it was electronic if it was a table with an automatic shuffler, but usually shoe games don’t use those.

Similarly, if dealer’s up card is T, usually you would stand on 18, but if you know dealer’s down card is a 9 from reading the dealer’s mind when they checked for blackjack, you hit anyways because it’s your only chance to win/push.

Dealer checks for blackjack when their up card is T or A. Normally those are weak hands for the player, but knowing what their down card is could let you avoid busting.

This just in: Yum! Brands is under investigation by the Secret Service.

American Dad. Francine started doing stand-up about being a white adoptee of a Chinese family and got a sitcom. It was cancelled after one joke.

Wakko Warner: They were right, it never had a chance.

I’d been doing track days and LeMons races for a year before I pancaked my Miata at Thunderhill.

Also the rock-paper-scissors thing with the boss weapons.

In my ideal universe, this video is:

Any description of the Gamecube controller’s greatness is incomplete without mentioning the long-throw-plus-click analog shoulder buttons.