Not having hops in them was the one thing ciders had going for them. Thanks for nothing, cideries.

Studio asks if the lead can be a man instead in 3... 2... 1...

Kunoichi is definitely my favorite Japanese word.

Baten Kaitos did some things that I don’t think have been touched by anything except its own sequel:

ZombiU Spoilers to follow.

What happens if you choose one of the options where you don’t go very far?

*Press X to kick at the darkness*

I pancaked my Miata at a track day a few years back. Shopped around for a replacement track day car for a while, before realizing I would be happier spending my time golfing.

Once again my old nemesis, the Trim Level Exclusive Paint Color, strikes.

Nobody goes out to eat anymore. The restaurants are too busy.

ISTR in Initial D that during the arranged races, they had spotters to ensure that no civilians were using the roads during the races, with radios to notify the volunteer marshals if someone approached the site. But there were also impromptu races without spotters and “spirited drives” with apexing and such that would…

Only works if the ringtone is, “Hey! Listen! Over here!”

Not sure if Vernon has a casino the way Vinci does, but Commerce definitely does. Also, California casinos somehow feel even sketchier than Vegas ones to me.

Detach paint color from trim level. For example, the aforementioned Kia Soul isn’t available with blue paint in base trim.

So like the roller coaster version of the brass ring?

Even before that there was one called Coaster that I think was also by Disney, since the Matterhorn was in it and the six characters who judge your coaster had custom reactions to it.

My machine has a valid Windows 8 license key in the bios, but my install got borked when I hadn’t made a restore CD, and the repair shop I got to fix it installed the release preview version instead of the RTM version, even though they must have had OEM CDs and I clearly had a valid license. Will it check that my…

Too bad I won’t get my dream cast of Sue Perkins, Richard Ayoade, and David Mitchell, but I don’t know if any of them know or care that much about cars.

And pilots.

You took too long. Now your candy’s gone. That’s what happen. Bugow!