Except who would play that game?

The 90deg right interchange should be here, giving the 90deg left flyover its own off-ramp.

Especially if you took a picture/scan of your face, so when the reflection showed up it was yours.

Watching eight-year-old boys play the game you lot insist on calling soccer is a peculiar pastime. As a spectator you are vaguely aware that the humanlings are governed by some sort of laws and rules, but it is hard to decipher what those are. Furthermore, despite each child being regularly reminded that they have a…

Even playing Hot Cross Buns on a new instrument brings a feeling of accomplishment.

"You have to get better," friends who play explained to me at the time. "It only starts to get fun once you know what you're doing."

I won $400 over a week on a cruise playing $6 blackjack doing A-5 count. I suspect the shoe was missing 5s.

Certain things can't be rigged in casinos. For example, six sided dice, french-style decks of cards, and roulette wheels have to be fair, even in electronic games. (Not sure if all decks of cards or dice—i.e. could they use a crooked Spanish or Tarot deck, or a d20?) The wheels on a slot machine don't, though, which…

It's never a bad time to link to Every Frame A Painting, but this is a particularly good time.

SNL rejects skits by scheduling them for 12:40.

Since Japan has one of the lowest (reported!) crime rates in the entire world, continuing to fall year after year, food stalls like this still exist.

Usually, they're in the countryside and they usually sell vegetables. Shoppers are supposed to pick out the food they want at the stall, and then leave cash for whatever they purchase at the unattended food stalls.

From bread in a can to crepes, the country is home to an array of unusual vending machines. Vending machines have been used to sell questionable items, like hallucinogens and piracy devices. (Though, the infamous panty vending machines are more fiction than fact.) The vast majority either sell cigarettes or drinks…

Why would you turn off land auctions? That's like turning on Free Parking Jackpot.

Fortune Street came out a little too close to the end of the Wii's lifetime, and at a time when I had a backlog of Wii games and nobody on my friends list to multiplayer against. (And anyone who would have been would also have been in the wrong time zone.) I'd definitely buy a WiiU native version if it came out now.…

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Sixth rule of wargaming: don't eliminate your ride home from the game.

"Third hand that is also a ghost" is basically Fives from Regular Show.

"Sport" and "Sport" in a slightly higher pitch.

Alright, so it's not the hell you were thinking of, with fiery demons and Lucifer himself rocking a 47-string guitar with the best heavy metal on Earth, but it's still a hell of demons and Hall & Oates rocking a 47-string guitar and the best heavy metal on Earth. I know, I know, not your ideal vision of awesome, but…