Conservatives get into economics to undisprove their disproven rubbish?

My cat has a permanent dry food bowl, but he gets wet food morning and night too (he's a Maine Coon, so being a big eater isn't surprising) and it seems like he just doesn't want to eat the dry food while I'm in the house.

I own a cat. This seems like a good reason not to buy an expensive mattress whose defining feature is an inflatable air bladder. Can someone assuage my concerns? Currently my mattress is a 9 year olf Ikea Sultan Forestad, for comparison.

"It's actually about in-game journalism ethics" had the smaller edit distance.

I don't think I played since becoming the Saoshryant as a Magyar.

I'm now imagining a Tundra with a bee costume saying, "I'm sick of shaking my booty for these fat jerks."

It cost me 30 euros to get a taxi driver to drive me around the Monaco street circuit.

The spiraling shape will make you go insane, but everyone wants to eat that crazy thing. Today Pizza Hut launches their brave new menu, packed with new ingredients, strange crust variants and maddening spirals of special sauce. I don't even know where to start.

My brother once did Hallowe'en as an organ grinder. My niece was the monkey.

The Left Hand Of Darkness. But with Toad.

This is why they keep invading England, and not United Statesia.

Please don't let the MtG movie star Jace. He's such a cipher.

From its opening prologue, the sequel to 2009's hit action game reminded me of Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder. It's a medical condition where a person is plagued by random, frequent orgasms that don't happen because of sexual activity. PGAD pops up in the news every so often and sad occurrences are part of the…

Mayo is like a teaspoon of vinegar in like a cup of oil, so if you ask for 2 quarts of mayo you get way more oil than you could have got by asking for oil, plus some free vinegar, plus some free egg, except you'd have to de-emulsify them. (de-emulsify seems like the kind of thing that would have a dedicated word.)

Hard to find a good image/video for this one, but Infinite Ryvius when the Liebe Delta collapses to reveal the Ryvius hidden inside.

Have you ever seen Robot Jox? (Now I feel like Jon Benjamin's character from Family Guy.)

Do you need the shoulder buttons, or can you push the buttons with your other fingers, say if you put the DS on a flat surface?

Not always true, which is what @SavedYouAClick is for.

The best weird local KFC item is the Dragon Twister. It's basically Peking Duck, if instead of duck you used KFC.

The part of Crest of the Stars where Lafiel explains to Jinto that mothers who choose to carry their fetus inside them are considered eccentric in Abh culture—but not discriminated against.