I would call this senseless offense from authority Kafkaesque, but that's not quite right. It's medieval.

You are implicitly dissing Wink, which is the one true best citrus soda.

Larger problem: he violates rule 13-4 by touching the water in the water hazard with his club. Two stroke penalty.

I think the stuff at Hot Topic is a subset of what you can find at welovefine.com.

I would watch the funk out of olympic Contract Bridge if they made it official, but I tend to think things like they should move some of the indoor summer sports to the winter games to even the two out.

Bucky O'Hare for the NES had a clever anti-piracy hack where the startup sequence (that shows the copyright) has to be rendered correctly, or the game will set a bit in memory that enables one hit kill mode. Thus pirates don't really get to play the game as it's impossibly hard, but they don't know something's wrong…

The game where you're embodying a would-be deity is Pneuma: Breath of Life, being made by Deco Digital. It's a first-person puzzler with an unorthodox gimmick for solving its environmental conundrums. As I wandered through its beautiful rooms, I encountered an eerie series of eyes mounted on lamps. These lamps trigger…

So like the Hound/Brienne fight in GoTS4E10?

I like that it can't read the hard disk, but still gives you a prompt there.

He will eat you if you are wrong.

Sorry folks, it's 8% Of My Love, and it's not close.

Italics are more aerodynamic than roman. You probably gained half an MPG on your post from that.

I'm usually loyal to AA because my existing half million miles are there, but there are limits. I'm definitely going to qualify for Gold this year because of a flight home for a funeral and a european cruise in Oct/Nov, so when I decided to take a 5 day weekend in Vegas, I flew VX because they were cheaper and…

Flying from SFO-(AA)-ORD-(AA)-LHR-(bus)-LGW-(BA)-FAO. That's Faro, Portugal, where my parents are waiting, having arrived on a separate nonstop flight from Toronto. (Multiple Canadian tourists had been killed in Mexico in separate incidents that year, and tour operators had found the Algarve as a destination with…

So, my travel time ended up being 29 hours to get from Little Rock to New Orleans. It would have been a 7 hour drive. This story brought to you by United. They know you have a choice when it comes to flying and they wonder why you choose them."

RE paragraph 2: If I get to work early, it will be easier for me to find a parking space. Therefore, if everybody gets to work early, it will be easier for everybody to find parking spaces.

Any color that is not available on the base trim but is available at a higher trim level. For example, on the Kia Soul, Blue. (Weirdly, there are colors available on the middle trim level that aren't available on the top trim level. What's wrong with you, Kia?)

Idea for an Achievement: "Backlog". Unlocked automatically when you buy the game, then locked forever the first time you play it.

He will eat you if you are wrong.

Unfortunately the car rental place was at the top of a hill.