This feels like putting a fan on your sailboat so you never run out of wind.

TGUSA feels more staged than TGUK, even though so much of both is clearly staged. I wonder if it's because TGUK has the man in a labcoat representing the producers, which makes them feel like a 4th character antagonizing the on-screen hosts. In TGUSA one of them pulls a challenge card out of their pocket, and it's…

I hear tulips are becoming really valuable. Maybe I should buy some, so I can sell them to someone else who hears that tulips are becoming really valuable.

"Press Any Button" is becoming more and more common now, too.

I love that they sequelized it correctly by incrementing the number, even if it means they had to move across the street.

X is going to have online co-op? You just made me less interested in it.

Instead of throwing me off that cliff, you should have killed me when you had the chance.

Wow.

Countersteer, countersteer, upshift.

You would think the airline would complain about having to carry extra poop on its flights, considering American's in-flight magazine has to pay for the fuel consumed carrying it around in the seat-back pocket.

I have some turkey bacon in my fridge. I realized as I was eating it that I have no idea what part of the bird it comes from.

All the lack of storage space of a small car with none of the fuel economy you would expect to come with it.

If it gets tail-happy it could kill you. Sounds about right.

But will you be able to buy a blue one from the factory?

The third derivative of position is called Jerk. The choice of name is illuminating.

Rock Band was fun but weird on the PAX train. It took over one of the arcade rooms on the lower deck of a passenger car, and nobody minded not being able to play Soul Caliber 3 with a ruined screen. Weird because nobody ever brought a stool for the drummer, so he was always either standing or sitting on a piece of…

Atherton fact: it has a Caltrain (commuter rail) station, but the train doesn't stop there on weekdays. I guess taking the train to work is for The Poors.

Also, it helps you win Quagmire's scavenger hunt.

Whose ass do I want to stare at for 40 hours?

My gamecube has component outputs, but the later revisions (DOL-101 IIRC, compared to DOL-001 for the original) didn't have them.