I’m using the built-in Mail app with my Gmail synced to it.

Yeah man, fuck all of the things we don’t like. They should all be cancelled because we don’t like them, regardless of how many other people do.

Only what we want matters. You and I, we’re going places.

Gone Home is interaction fiction because there is no challenge or opposition. That doesn’t mean it has to be full of badguys to fight, it just means there has to be something tangible or figurative to overcome. In Gone Home it’s just “look around until it’s over.” In King’s Quest there are puzzles. That’s the…

Oh god yes. I’ve been addicted to Bridge Constructor and Bridge Project, but they are woefully shite compared to this. I remember playing so much of this in high school.

The upgrade to an entirely new OS is free, but damn them for having a subscription based, optional game. Fucking pricks.

That’s bullshit. Hating success is a real thing. It’s something I fight with on a daily basis.

I’ve struggled through life just to stay afloat. Finally get into a good rhythm, my wife and I both working? Oh well shit, birth control didn’t work, now she’s pregnant. Finally get into a good rhythm between work, the kid,…

You just said exactly why four in a year is okay.

They’re like five to seven bucks each. An hour or so to run through it if you’re successful from the get go, a few hours per if not. So that’s what, 20 to 28 bucks for between four to 10 hours of gameplay.

If you’re cynical and you just look at games as an hour to…

20GB, not 20MB. Either you misread that or you have nothing but Phish and Dream Theater jam session mp3s.

The fun part is that you can look all of this up on Microsoft’s website. They have it available.

Someone’s jealous.

Yes. TV never lies.

That still emulates a controller.

That’s such a bullshit excuse.

People enjoy being good at their hobbies. You can’t legitimately be good at a FPS without a keyboard and mouse.

This device -is- a piece of shit, but really, if you’re using a mouse, you have no reason to use an analog stick for movement. The mouse has become your analog. You have infinite degrees of movement using WASD because the mouse provides the analog turning. The movement keys are digital because they provide immediate…

That’s the really unfortunately part. I know someone who legitimately lied about someone sexually assaulting her. A 100% legit alibi came out for the guy who was actually in a different state, bowling with a group of friends, and was able to get the security footage to prove it.

Her reputation is ruined, and if…

At least Garden Warfare is pretty fantastic.

The “commerce team” has been around for a long ass time.

The “commerce team” has been around for a long ass time.

Woah now. You don’t want to go about pointing out observable trends on the internet in 2015. You’ll be labelled an “____ist” and chastised for your hatred.

It’s a shame that some people can’t fully disconnect simulation from reality.

These fucking “emergency” lifehacks are always such a crock of shit; if you have the emergency supplies then you’re probably still at home with your actual stove.