It’s just Nightmare Batman/Vampire Batman.

They make a point of showing the silver stormtrooper to look like a serious badass, focus on him a good bit, then they show that same stormtrooper in the Tie hunting the Falcon. I would put money on that stormtrooper taking out Han, being the true First Order villain, and having the Dark Jedi or Sith being a third…

It’s a 2D fighter with very limited stage interactions. While I dig the backgrounds, I wouldn’t be upset if every match I play is on the Training Room map. It’s not like Smash Bros, where different stages “feel” different, if you know what I mean.

It has a decent enough variation that I just don’t notice lol. To each…

“Firing up my PS3 takes like a second,”

Bullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllshit. PS3s are horribly sluggish and damn near sloth-like.

I’m including my PS3 collection before you say I don’t play anything on PS3. Shit has 256mb of RAM. It’s as slow as slow gets.

Your second and third points are moot because you can use…

Lol WHAT.

Just about every game, period, has launch issues now. That’s universal, and it’s a horrible thing, but that isn’t a PC exclusive situation by far.

You don’t have to download any shady shit to make controllers work thanks to modern APIs and wrappers. You can plug in any 360 or Xbox One controller and it will…

Holy fuck, really?

The average PC graphics card is about 250 bucks and will play games at higher graphic levels than the PS4. An -enthusiast- card runs about 500 bucks on average and will play games at higher resolutions, higher framerates, higher settings. So long as you have a mid-level card, you’re set for about…

I’ve been looking to sell a broken YLOD launch 60GB model, but I’ve been worried about the ability for someone to access my information on the system and get into my PSN account. How could I eliminate that possibility? The only card I ever used on the system no longer exists due to a previous fraud attempt, I’m just…

You didn’t expect to have to wait for DLC? Seriously?

Legitimate question here. Are you fucking retarded? Why do you buy anything before looking into it? Why do you expect any season pass to be available day one?

Good lord.

Just like it would be to control all of the non-playable MK9 characters in this game too, since they all have their MK9 movesets and animations, some being incomplete to boot (Rain.)

There is a huge gulf between the complexity of the non-playable characters and the playable characters. The NPCs in the story mode were…

I seriously wish people would do a bit of research before they comment, holy fuck.

All of the non-playable characters that show up in the story mode use their MK9 movesets and animations. Some, including Rain, don’t even have their full MK9 functionality.

There is a complete difference between those characters and the…

But I’d rather bitch and moan about something I know literally nothing about.

But their basic movesets and models mean they are completely finished and therefore should be free and playable TODAY god damnit!

I don’t want to hear about balance or completion or the actual time it takes to create things, I’ve never made a game. All I know is I’ve played a few so I know exactly what I’m talking…

A rule of thumb is that there are x+14*y homeless people nearby, where x is the number of bridges and y is the number of nearby off-ramp intersections. Gotta get that panhandle on.

That always confused me as a kid. That was my first Genesis game, and it was always strange to me, but I still fucking loved that game.

Well you really put words in his mouth, there.

Young Leo Wong?

Holy shit you have this backwards.

40 DS games equal about one pound, if that. Super easy to carry.

Yeah I play regularly with two friends in DS2 on PC. We just have the ring equipped, all join up at a bonfire, then re-equip the ring we want. Works just fine, takes maybe 30 seconds longer than some matchmaking systems, and somehow is faster than others.

I really don’t like CoD as an eSport because it is horribly balanced and all-around poorly made, anymore.

Dota/LoL/CS:GO/SC2/Smite/SFIV/MK9 or X/Hearthstone/Quake are where it is at, as far as eSports go, at this point in time. And pretty much in that order, too.

Your mother and you sound brilliant.

I mean, just right fucking genius.