You own far too many games. I'm at 480 and I only have 4400 hours.

Why do you (likely) have over 1000 games?

Everything Wrong With -is- CinemaSins.

Yeah, I was just thinking about how I constantly have four different mail accounts logged into, because I work with four specific clients, including their clients, and so on. One hour of missing my email would be hilariously bad.

How... How do you come to that conclusion? It's nothing like Mario Kart. It's like Outrun meets Initial D.

I really didn't. I had to try to figure out who it was, because it looks like a furry shark-toothed Lilo. It was a process of elimination.

And come on. Tumblr. Armpit hair. Changing race of a character for no reason. Adding random bullshit spikes. Increasing the weight dramatically.

It's faux-progressiveness. …

It's because it's bad.

Look at just about all of the above. They are redesigns. That isn't anything to do with Tifa, besides a white tank top and red on the gloves. That's it.

That's a different character, with the race changed and armpit hair just to be "progressive."

Bah.

That's not Tifa. That's not even Tifa cosplay.

What in the ever loving fuck is this?

I've tried that part. It's caused me nothing but bitterness and disappointment. Working a solid salary job, 40-60 hours a week, best I'm qualified for, and it still isn't enough to have a basic shitty vehicle, keep a roof over my head, and feed the family.

Getting quite tired of watching shit go down the drain.

Having her bake is "not treating Peach very well?"

I mean, the other two could be debated, but having her -bake- is a negative thing? I'll tell my wife that she can no longer enjoy her favorite hobby since it's so bad.

There are quite a few textures in any game, but really, it's likely his free time being the issue. Even if you're super passionate about something, you don't want to spend all of your free time doing that one thing.

I've never really played Super Mario RPG, just not a fan of Japanese-styled RPGs.

I gotta say though, why the hell is the Nintendo crowd so obsessed with Geno? Is his character really that strong?

He didn't say the guy's work was bad. He finds charm is pixel art. That's it.

Yeah, never pregame more than two beers or two shots, or you might just get... Too...

Nah, I'm not that pathetic.

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Do the thing that worked for me.

Talk.

Don't have a goal of meeting the chick or anything. Talk to her. See if you even hold a conversation together before thinking further.

We've been happily married for about two and a half years, known and actively seeing each other for five years total, and just had our first kid. …

Odd. I'd consider myself an audiophile as well, and I'm drawn to Transistor only because of the audio. I actually think the game itself looks dull and boring.

So instead of playing it I just listen to the soundtrack.

Why would you avoid it based on previous games? Wolfenstein 3D is still fun to this day, Return to Castle Wolfenstein is yet again - still fun to this day with brilliant weapons and design, and even the 2009 Wolfenstein was a fun and slightly unique take by Raven.

The game loads extremely fast on an SSD; however, that's completely irrelevant since he was talking about gameplay mechanics.