"Dude, even the Empire thinks you're being a little overdramatic, and they have a goddamned Death Star."

Bomb collars are always good.

Good stuff. Sometimes things just don't quite match. However this site needs more humour and your Walking Dead recap was a corker. So stick around - the io9 crowd are actually the best on the net (except for me - I'm a grumpy git).

Nah - that's The Stig's post-apocalyptic cousin - "Where is the petrol. Tell me or die" Stig.

Try this:

"(no I will not tell you what or where)."

He should do a Hancock - his head up his...

And why would you say that when the ocean isn't in the same place it was 50 years ago? Has everything suddenly stopped?

Ah... I take it all back. I did hear about this but didn't know the connection to this episode. Thank you for info.

QT KT? Really? I mean really?

I have a theory why this black hole is so big and the galaxy is so small. It starts with OM and ends in NOM.

Are you kidding me? With the average New York cabbie you'll end up in the 16th Century. And Fifth.

It's not the lamp I'm worried about...

Mini Metro. The whole car is a crumple zone.

I dunno. If a lamp came to life like that I’d be inclined to beat it to death with a tyre iron. Yes I’ve just finished reading Robopocalypse – so what? Did Terminator not teach you anything? It could be a T1000!

You're lucky. I just finished a salad with parmigiano reggiano. I think I'm gonna puke.

Awesome lol

Flour and sugar explode on my waistline, that's where they explode (mumble, grumble, mutter angrily...)

It’s OK. Sava’s crashing on my sofa. No panic.

One does not simply walk up to her and ask for a date. No. One must travel to Lothlorien and gather yellow elanor and the pale niphredil. Grab some lembas bread while you're there. The dwarves of Erebor will fashion jewels of great beauty and delight. Also some dwarven beer would be cool.