For some reason I read that as: "Sasquatch is a human offshoot that emerged in North America about 15,000 years ago after interbreeding with humans and an unknown pirate species".

Yup that's the one. I think I was trying to be 'meta' as the young 'uns say today. Then I got totally distracted by all the best quote videos.

Well it made me grumpy and sneezy.

From Storyteller? I think you mean the one from Bring On The Night which IS suitably epic.

So I went looking for Buffy's speech from Storyteller Season 7 and found this instead

That title is plasted.

Aka: "That Bastard".

Don't worry. I lost it all ;)

I’m not sure they would rev any higher. Adrian Newey (Head of Red Bull) did a blank sheet design as if there weren’t any regulations. The car, called the X2010, had a 3.0 litre V6 revving to 15K. It did produce 1,500 odd bhp and the car had a theoretical top speed of 311mph. More here;

I had a flat in a block in central London with an underground parking space on a separate lease. When I sold up five years ago, the space alone went for £125K. The funny thing was I had a cheap-as-chips Mini Metro so the space was worth 250 times the car parked in it.

Yes but we’re calling it DoHu + ADeMuKiMoSnoGo

The original cost of the Apollo program was approx $25 billion. In 1973. In 2009 a study showed that to replicate the program using 2005 pricing would’ve cost $170 billion. And that was to send 20 odd guys to the moon.

Uh... Star Wars?

I have to say I’ve been guilty of this. I had a DB9 and some asshat opened their door and dinged the passenger door. Aston took the door off, took out the ding and resprayed the entire thing. The repair bill? £1,100. So I either pay up or loose my NCB. I wasn’t some super wealthy guy – I saved up for five years to…

Don’t let the b*ggers get you down. You do an amazing job at the weekends and I enjoy you’re Clone War recaps:

Uh no... because it's extinct. And I'm not.

No Spice? No? ok.

T-Rex couldn’t catch me if it had an ACME rocket on it’s back and roller skates on its feet.

The struggle was glorious.

Wait... so if you have two older siblings, one male and one female, does that cancel it out?