Don't say i don't do anything for you:

Thanks - I'll have a read.

Er... do you not see the slight problem in your statement?

That's gonna be one mother of a torrent.

Dunno. Lost a spectral eye in a heavenly dunking kangaroo-on-blue incident?

A baby cloud needs a baby Thor

I would pay for this dude to ride into Imperial College, London doing this. Imperial was my alma mater’s arch nemesis and I once got chased out because I was hum-yelling the Imperial March in the cafeteria.

These are great but what about taking a favourite sentence or short paragraph from the book and printing that on the cover? Might get someone else interested in reading the book. I'd have the following for the Iliad:

Ugg what's your view on Kangaroos?

and make your damn space train

I want to believe

Hah! Excellent. The last but one pretty much summs up my 3rd year dissertation. I had no idea what was going on but the computer did so champagne all round!

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"Inspired by..."

OK I’m gonna keep an open mind.

LMAO!

Aw... bless. He managed to keep a straight face for 1 min 17 secs before cracking up. Props.

Daveed Lingenberry

*Pours a 40 of Plutonium on the ground in memory of my Pluto homies*

They were there a long time ago, my friend.