In point 1 "So in a lot of genre entertainment, we do judge the strength of characters by" I think you're missing a bit.

No it's a panther. Also a long time symbol / range for Cartier.

Nah. Star Wars.

Having just read the later article, I'd have to go with this, simply because it would probably scare all the other cars off the track.

F*ck me. It looks like Darth Vader had nasty S&M sex with a Decepticon and this was the result.

This study is clearly wrong. What we need are two cows, one smeared in garlic and one not. Then release the Vampire Bats!

Thank god for that. I thought he was ordering take out.

Your average galleon could carry 900 tons of cargo. That would be just under $49 billion at today’s price of platinum. So if you should happen on a ship full of platinum, can I borrow a fiver? and by fiver I mean a billion?

Sod jelly beans, how much is that in Jammy Dodgers?

I'll let my little buddy take it from here

You know, of all the recent space missions, Cassini is my favourite just because of all the mind-bendingly gorgeous images that it has taken.

What if his name was Boat and he married a Penny? Hey? Didn't think of that, did he.

Not as we know it.

Romulan commander. I'd hail that.

Probably a dumb question but as there are some theories that state that as the universe expands the density of dark energy stays the same, and dark energy’s ‘repulsive’ effect itself puts energy into the universe, how would the temperature of the universe decrease in this scenario?

The War of the FP may have just started... but the War of WTF has been won.

Will no one think of the poor apple?

We're doomed.