For some reason all I can think of when I see the picture of the Devil is "Can't Touch This"

I remember when I was a kid getting a copy of the Guiness Book of Records. One of the entries was for the most beautiful, desirable woman which although they said was completely subjective, could be thought of as Helen of Troy who caused a thousand ships to be launched to recover her. Beauty could then be measured on…

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Great. Now all we need is to cross a GW with the LHC and we’ll have sharks coming at you FTL. FML.

It's a whiter shade of pale. Finally - always wondered what that meant. Stupid Procul Harem.

Um I think that’s to put the tea bags in, pop it in the hole and then pour in the boiling water. Then you put the lid / toupe back on.

All you have to do is fill it with water and place opposite a bust of Spock. It'll boil itself.

Begun, the Corn Wars have.

Could of been worse – they could have filled it with garlic butter and rolled it in bread crumbs. Gas Mark 8, twenty-five minutes.

This video chatting will end in only one way - an escape plan. Ollie the orangutan will distract the guard while Monty the marmoset will biff him over the head and escape dressed as the milkman. Mark my words.

You don't mess with the Ascension!

No need. This was a most righteous and furiously epic comment :)

No.

Poor Doctor Anne. Cursed with Fly-On-Chin syndrome, will she ever meet someone who can look past her condition and find true love?

You mean this one?

Sounds like a bank job to me. Where did I put that balaclava?

This is just a lovely article.

This is all because Mothra flapped her damn wings again, isn't it?

I'm really not missing your point - I just think it's completely wrong.

The physical effects of both dark matter (gravitational lensing) and dark energy (universe expanding by examination of supernovae) are observable. Therefore they are not a 'margin of error' or a 'fudge', but actual physical phenomena. They are called 'dark' because they emit no form of radiation that we can observe…