"I was told there would be cake..."

Or, to use a more succinct counter-argument:

This may be the best rant topic to ever be on this site. Thank you.

Don't want the customers? I find it hard to believe.

I literally saw looks of confusion on the faces of an old couple walking out of the theater when I took my son to see this.

Oooh!

Too late. Damage has been done. A lot of anti-GMO bias is irrational and I am sure that those folks will cite the study and ignore the retraction.

/slowly backs out of room....

Badass in a very, very, very narrow window of situations.

Dear Lord, no. Not every fucking thing on the Internet needs to be tied to endless debate about real world politics. Give it a rest....

I am completely and totally invested in this already from just one issue. That was a hell of a hook.

It is dishonest bait and switch and I expect better from the things on the Apple store; I should not have to read details like that. I should be able to trust that Apple did this amount of due dilligence in their approvals process.

So your counter-argument is, essentially:

I hope Magic nanotubes boy is not gone for good. But I suspect this was a one season run for Google's powers.

I love me some Tron but I could not get past the art direction for Tron Uprising. Just looked bad to me. I know others loved it, but I hated it. Enough to ruin the experience of trying to watch it.

And that is the sweet lie about microtransactions and in game purchases.

Between a black turtle neck and a walkie talkie with a rubber antenna there is nothing one cannot accomplish.

There isn't already a Kickstarter?

The Gawker network is great but they are the undisputed master of the misleading headline. Anything for another click...

The best part is at 15:35