I would like to know the specs of that treadmill. Well, to be honest, I would not.

It was a reference to Nirvana's "Smells like teen spirit".

This smells like tech news.

That explains it. I thought the 'be' would've been 'believe' or 'be sure that'.

You have ruined my childhood: these do not look cuddly nor candy-colored at all...

"There are no details yet, but if they are going to do it, you can be this is doable."

Yes, yes he is. Nice one.

"No, you aren't having a drug flashback. This post originally appeared on io9 on April 20, 2011."

Not really, since your body is busy getting the stuff out - one way or another:

Let's just add the #corrections tag riiiighhtt heereee.

Just what I thought. Then again, I am a paranoid conspiracy-nut.

So, why isn't Brian Lam on the Gizmodo team anymore?

I WAS GOING TO CORRECT THIS ONE AS WELL, GOOD JOB.

My magic e-beans should come any minute now. Seriously

Surely the additional milliseconds of latency will make your attempts to invest futile.

Now, now, we all know only Apple could have such revolutionary thoughts. Take your blasphemy elsewhere.

Are you kidding me? This is preposterously ambiguous.

Thank you for your kind words. Hopefully I'll one day have a star of my own.

I was going to mention the NSFW image as well. Not that I have a job, though: I'm a student.

I smell a copyright war heating up again. #BadJoke