Bad enough he had to throw to Ochocinco for a year; did he really have to take marriage advice from him?

This is Man of the World, we are talking about here. Brady's savvy enough to know that guys who read magazines like this like to conflate self-deprecating humor, even when it is total bullshittery, with humility. My guess is that most of that is heavily exaggerated and when he "pouts" it is mostly in jest.

So hot right now: white people showing support for white cops who kill unarmed black people.

That must make their students of color feel so supported. Way to be, teachers. Thanks for making the rest of us look bad.

Truth. Let's focus back up there where we learn that women only orgasm 30% of the time. Perhaps we need to fix that before we try to converge orgasms.

Maybe I'm not romantic enough, but as long as we both get where we're going I don't particularly care if we arrive at the same time.

Jennifer, if you wanted to get a girl with a fake booty in ya video to rap, you can at least get Nicki. You got money to spend on an good verse. Plus, Nicki is cute. You are better than some Iggy Dandelion. You really are, girl.

You really think that someone overdosing on drugs is really on the same level as a sex tape? A woman having sex is as bad as someone taking so many illegal drugs that they almost die? Really? REALLY?

I mean, not to defend the guy, but wouldn't bad behavior like that be an indicator that he may have some sort of substance abuse problem? Specifically the assault on the waiter (which, if I remember, he was totally wasted for).

I'm only slightly ashamed to admit that I actually like Scott. He's a tool of the first order but he lost both of his parents in less than a month (not manufactured) and had to recover from it on TV. It's awful but I kind of really hope that it's [the OD] fake. But I don't think it is.

being that ODing can lead to death more directly thanvanilla sex tapes, ODing is worse. That is, if it actually happened.

I'm sorry, I don't see Tim Meadows on this list.

I'm not sure why Phil is hating on ISIS so much. They really seem like his kind of people.

OK guys. I don't know if this is going to be gray or what, but I have this lady topped.

Wait, you don't just do it every day? I thought we were supposed to do it every day.

Man, the only thing that would surprise me to hear about Rhianna's private life is that she's actually celibate and straight-edge.

I saw Zahara once once in NYC out with a nanny and she looked cooler than me already.

Well, but you probably didn't have a nose job, lip injections, and cheek fillers along with that botox. Botox alone is not the culprit here.

Smokey Robinson's "Tears of a Clown" is the perfect choice for this montage, but the best irony here - I've run into him lots of times around West Hollywood, he's a lovely man, but this is no exaggeration - I don't think his face has any mobility left, either (he's 74!):