Your note on New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe links to Mario Kart 8, and I’m a trigger happy idiot so I’m out $40. Don’t be like me. Also, I have a duplicate digital copy of MK8 I can’t use, in case anyone's interested.

Your note on New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe links to Mario Kart 8, and I’m a trigger happy idiot so I’m out $40.…

What I would really like to see for a different Switch package is nothing but the tablet, two Joy-Cons, and an AC adapter for $200. I think the popularity of the Switch would explode even more than it already has if we had a version of it at that sweet $200 price point.

I just wanna say, its officially been 1 year.

RIP Nerd Rage

“It’s shit like this that makes me embarrassed to call myself liberal.”

It is embarrassing to read the comments of this page and see the vitriolic tone imbued into every mention of the republican party. WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE. There are pieces of shit on every side of the political landscape. Elizabeth Warren used her 1.6 percent Native ancestry to get not one but two different jobs.…

What you meant by that: “Leave, and take your facts with you!”

“Let’s be clear about what happened here — Donald Trump Jr misstated statistics so he could attack Angus King with a neo-Nazi dogwhistle,” ThinkProgress journalist Aaron Rupar tweeted.

Greedy little SOBs. Its a settlement money grab and its a shame that they cant later countersue for attorney costs after its thrown out. The guy deserves to go bankrupt.

“failed to provide a safe and secure environment” for the participants, among other complaints.

Also, what kind of attitude is that to have to your audience? Comes across as “I’m right, and if you disagree with me, you’re a dick”. Implying that anyone who disagrees with your article is a “toxic gamer” is a little much, isn’t it?

Up next, “People are spelling ASS and TIT on high score boards in arcade games! OUTRAGE.”

This shit getting so old they already made a statue of it.

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

I think they’re funny. Amazing Chest Ahead I think was sort of the classic one after defeating O&S.

Who gives a shit? This is like saying “Blocks are great except kids spell BOOBS”. 

Good, we need more black startups, less diversity hires.

This is the correct strategy. Facebook and Twitter are both tying themselves in knots trying to police content, and they’re still failing and receiving criticism. A strong filtering system lets customers avoid toxic games while shielding Valve from charges of censorship and bias.

It’s the rule! If you want to change the rule, that’s great and I support it. But this is the rule, applied correctly. There’s nothing racist or sexist about it. Justine Henin, the whitest woman ever, had the same thing when she had a kid.

Next week Nancy and Sluggo eat Tide Pods.

I always feel so bad for families with acoustic kids. I personally blame vaccines to making children turn from electronic audio options.