He's no match for Somari

I used this to find out I couldn't run Goat Simulator on my 4-year old laptop. Reason: not enough RAM.

Steve's inclusion in SSB would be a good way to announce Minecraft for the WiiU...

If the villager works in Smash, so would minecraft guy.

What a sad situation. I feel about being a gamer the same way I feel about being an American, incredibly proud and equally ashamed.

I reccomend Super Time Force, I had a blast playing through it.

This just in: Jezebel staff as equally unable to handle criticism as their reader base.

When will you be posting the illustrations of what Disney princess pussies look like?

Now give me a sequel to the GBC game!

Does this mean the Halo show is dead in the water? That was the only show I actually cared about.

what about a remake of pokemon trading card game, for 3DS?

Nominating this thread as the official voting thread for a Wii U version of Pokemon Snap updated to include Generation 6 and all that comes with it. Star this or the original post to vote!

Nominating this thread for official request for Nintendo to buy out Capcom and spearhead Megaman Legends 3 for the 3DS. It's not a Nintendo request unless Nintendo buys Capcom, but so far, Nintendo has shown more love for Mega Man than Capcom themselves (eShop releases of the Game Boy games, and the announcement of…

I would love a new Pokémon Snap that takes advantage of the GamePad.

I'm holding out for the hentai.

And the fact that this has now been upgraded to a "controversy" boggles my mind.

Well, this could depend on alot of things as to why they acted like this and put their faith in some mystery fake shit. Parents home? where were they? Why were these kids not being watched? Do they have a curfew? I mean they are both fucking 12? So parents I ask again WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT TAKING CARE OF YOUR…

I have no idea why we have four Mario and Luigi games and none of them have featured wario and Waluigi as either main antagonists or even one off bosses...

Rhydon Quixote.

Game of Throh