I asked a guy once, "But what if I didn't want you to [f*ck me]?". He was literally lost for words. Just looked really confused and walked away.

Sorry I was hungry while I was writing it.

So ready for dudes to realize that "Hey ladies, I'd fuck you!" is not actually the panacea they think it is.

Right? I'm as liberal as they come but if someone published my random, not for for consumption comments and remarks, I would be a lot more like Bristol than Chelsea (minus the "liberal media" BS of course). Fuck is my favorite word.

No, but hopefully you're saying that to defend Bristol, because being a single mom at 17 is fucking HARD.

Nell Scovell is currently writing the movie version of Lean In for Sony Pictures.

Oh my God they're a super cute couple.

That's terrifying. Is that you reflected in the glass or more evil spirits?

To be that friend!

NO. That is clearly NOT Paul Rudd.

I actually commented on that line because it is A) a mixed metaphor and B) a confusing and terrible turn-of-phrase. Even someone - like me- who has never aspired to writing anything more complicated than an email can see that. It's called "high school English class". You should maybe take one. It might help with…

See, up until this morning reading these stories I mostly really respected and enjoyed his show which was my Sunday morning ritual but I'm not too blinded by that to be able to comprehend what I now learned about him. What is wrong with people?

In his prime? Isn't he like 50?

literary name-dropping ("Lynn Coady's Giller-Prize winning book last year")

Let me be the first to say that my tastes in the bedroom may not be palatable to some folks. They may be strange, enticing, weird, normal, or outright offensive to others.

Oh, yes, exactly...I didn't mean to imply that it was anything you had picked up or had somehow been subconsciously suggested - your OP gave the clear idea that this was much earlier. It's just chilling, given what we now (sadly) know to have been happening and in more than one place, more than one abduction...I just…

When your production run is complete on the sterling silver St. McConaughey amulets, I would like one, please.

Gilmore Girls is great but Call the Midwife is truly wonderful :)

this is actually Kate Hudson doing an impression of Matthew McConaughey doing an impression of my brother-in-law.

@wildflowerpower: I'm an expat living in the UK, and I think you're right. People here rail against young mothers (not so much young fathers, though then again often the fathers aren't in the picture) who get enough in benefits to be able to not work. Where I live (the West Country) there aren't many nonwhites, so…