Ever here the joke about the piccolo player? What I want to know is who is still calling the UAW a "union"? Last I heard they were being investigated for anti-union tactics south of the border. With huge payoffs coming in company stocks for signing contacts their more of the "company" then a union. http://www.wsws.org/…

They started too far away from the first car. If they would have been closer and started to turn right away they would have been fine.

Just look up. You will see us.

I miss my Ram charger. I bought a 78 in 81 that was totaled. My father did the body work (he keeps getting smarter as I get older) it was a beast but gas was cheap and I was living at home bill free. i beat the everlovin crap out of that thing. It only failed me once (drove it in the lake on a bet and didnt drain the…

U made my whole day!

Warriors come out and plaaaay, Warriors come out and playyy, Warriors... WTF was that? A fan through a crystal ball and hit me in the friggin eye man!

I bet this would be really funny if i had a clue as to what they are talking about. I guess I dont get fantasy sports even though i have had a FF team. Any help?

Team USA is really on the rocks.

Nonsense! I had two of these and they ran great and got gas mileage that you wouldn't believe!

A friend of mine told me this hilarious story of having sex with a fat chick in an 80s mustang in her parents driveway. He was 6'1" and she was all of 300#s. I laughed til i cried! She was "ahem" "completing the act" as her parents were wondering why her car was making so much noise in their driveway and decided to…

The fix? Next time we loan these clowns money make it dependent on moving factories back to Detroit!

Man im so broke my mom said i didnt have enough money to live in her basement!

Goodonya! If we cant make fun of ourselves we shouldnt poke it at others.

Sorry! You had me at new red Corvette!

I dont want to shoot lasers at traffic anymore than I want to shoot bullets at traffic. What I want is a bb gun that shoots enough bbs to tattoo the car in front of me. Not blow it up, but like being keyed at highway speeds. That's all i ask.

In Tripoli? Wouldn't that be an act of war? Or at least be considered a terrorist attack? Of course Americans dont care! We cant be bothered! Just such a sickening lack of awareness us Americans.

Usually this is where i start hating people like you! But! Since you creatively disguised your hate for us oldsters...

Whats really funny was that the crap cocktail they threw on the roof wouldnt even burn after the gas tank blew up.

Puma must be short for abomination.

"Every time I see one of these front-drive beigemobiles tooling around, particularly with some kind of NASCAR tie-in, part of my soul dies". Now if we can find the other 5 pieces (we all know where the last one is but how do you cut the head off a Volkswagen?) it will finally be your doom Orlove! Bwahahaha bwahahaha!