Amiibos made of yarn.

At this point, it's pretty much: "Use a unique password on every goddamn site because every goddamn site will be hacked at some point."

When I worked electronics at Walmart in rural Wisconsin (as if that doesn't set up my story beautifully enough...seriously, if you want, just use your imagination to finish the rest), I would deal with a lot of older folks who not only had no idea how to technology but were often PROUD that they had no idea how to…

I got one so that when people are tailgating me I can put a scrolling message up on the back window of my car that says "I've had colonoscopy's that weren't as far up my ass as you are!" when I push a button. It was surprisingly effective until my LED board died. I'm hoping to get a new one soon and create an insult…

Do 1000 more and then come back with the results. 15 is way too small of a sample size.

Not meant to be mean, but ...

It's possible it was just a demonstration, so they switched to rocket engines only after the vtol takeoff. Or, it's possible that the rocket engines alone are more efficient than the rotor thingy. That would make sense because you don't see those rotor setups today. I mean, you don't see Focke-Wulf Triebflügel's…

Young men that immature should not be given weapons and the authority to use them. If he had the good sense to stay anonymous and have his shit-flinging contest as an unknown person, that would be one thing - but he raised his profession as a reason for people to fear and respect him. Which is so stupid that I'm not…

He's young, but not a kid. He's in the game, but that's no excuse. He used racist language, bragged about violence, and presented his job as a position of power, abusive power. None of this is acceptable, ever. He lost his job, because he deserved it.

The good is that people who can't control themselves shouldn't be cops.

If you can't handle the intense stress of a video game, please don't have a job where you carry a real gun you might really fire.

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

You're right, we should hope for one company to have the monopoly instead.

shhh don't bring logic here

Now, let's hope Nintendo learn a few things from Valve...

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Must have been awful when DK started clapping.

He went back for the floating coffee cup! Hell, I would too, that stuff probably tasted magical.

Navi would be voiced by Aaron Paul. "Hey! Listen, Bitch!"