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i'll just leave this here, don't say i never did anything for you Kotaku

"Just a little bit further and we're safe..."

This game is really strange and kind of frustrating to me. By any objective measure it's a fantastic game. The story is compelling, the characters are well fleshed-out, the animation is stellar, the voice acting is top-notch....

This lovely illustration of Joel and Ellie from The Last of Us by the one and only Olly Moss. Am I the only one who gets freaked out and moves the pallet reeeeally slowly whenever Ellie's on it? No? Cool, glad it's not just me.

Is this actually a story? I mean seriously? This is a non-story. It's a stupid joke between two guys in a satirical video game, you hear jokes like this from any guy ever. It is about as offensive as a joke about sleeping with one's mother last night. I mean come on...