I avoid zoo's as a general rule but was guilted into taking my niece a few months ago. At this zoo you could pay to go inside the kangaroo enclosure and pet them. We did not do so but stood outside and watched a family with young kids go in. One started bothering a rather grumpy looking smaller kangaroo. So the roo…

Have that tattooed on me. I have never reacted to a celebrity's death before today. Is incredibly sad.

I understand what is meant by, "you have no culture of your own". In terms of, white people who have lived in Paramus, New Jersey for 3 generations do not have any traditions that include traditional dress, ceremonies, etc. I would go ahead and agree with that sentiment. I would also agree with the sentiment that my…

Missionary's are the fucking worst. When I think of them I cue Pocahontas music in my mind. SAVAGES SAVAGES.

I find it strange when this website (or really anyone ever anywhere) gets offended on the behalf of religion, any religion. There is not one major religion that I can come up with that has not had a hand in the oppression of women, either by condoning it or not condemning it. When speaking to an individual who…

I imagine unknown artists would like the opportunity to be in a store with as much exposure as Urban. But I will say that their policies for collaborations are f'n terrible. When I was in college for fashion design I interned for two separate small companies that collaborated with Urban, both were completely unknown…

My earliest memory is of being in my moms bed, I used to sleep with her all the time after my parents got divorced, and being pushed down to the bottom under the covers by my mom when some guy broke into her bedroom and assaulted her. Big fan of locked windows and doors and lowered shades and baseball bats and knives…

The thing about Tom Cruise is, everything he does, he seems to do with extreme concentration and intensity. So while from our perspective we don't get it, I would bet he is very good at making women feel like the only person in the world. And then translating those qualities into the bedroom...well...I can understand

I hope that I live a life full of adventures, a life full of wonder, a life full of mundane activities that make me happy because they are my mundane activities. I hope I get the opportunity to bore the pants off my great-grandkids with stories about my parents, and my grandparents and my life and my dogs. I hope to…

are German Shepard puppies* . is German Shepard puppies*. It's too late and neither sounds correct.

I agree. However, I think a strong contender is German Shepard puppies. I don't feel strongly about adults, but the puppies with the giant paws and ears and the gangly walk are spectuacular.

I tried calling you last night but I got the busy signal, probably because you were using the internet. I will try again tonight. Can't wait to speak with you and Grandpa.

My mom was a late mom. I was never once picked up on time from school (unless the babysitter got me or I walked home), from sports, from a friend's house, from daycare, from camp, from anything. I always always the last one waiting, never walked out of a building to see her already waiting for me. I was once forgotten…

Skip to 2:30 and get a 2 second clip of Jackman as Gaston for a fully formed opinion on his eligibility!

Well if you insist. It was nigh on 4 years ago. My friends and I were in the VIP section in a hot club in New York City dipping it low and picking it up slow. I bumped into him and despite my intoxication immediately knew who he was, this was while P&R was on TV but was not doing so well and his big stand-up was about…

I just warmed him up for you

I don't like that I feel a little good about myself because a random internet commenter is jealous of me. Doesn't take much I suppose!

The other week I was at the grocery store and a new employee was ringing me up. She asked me what the pear I was buying was. My heart got sad for many different reasons.

I made out with him once. (I so rarely have an opportunity to share that bit of information, had to seize the moment).

I was just going to post that I wish they had left the cellulite. I have always been relatively small and in shape but have had cellulite since I was 14. It has always embarrassed me and I haven't worn a bathing suit in public since. Which is nuts and I am working on not giving a shit. None of my friends ever had it…