Tomorrow has never not made me cry. Including right now watching the trailer. Diaz's performance does not look good. I would have enjoyed an actress with more natural oomph and believable sassiness. Rosie Perez! Rhea Perlman, though she may be too old for the role. Even Leah Remini.

I follow her on Instagram (I will not attempt to justify this) and on the rare occasion she posts a picture of her baby people come out with the most hateful, racist and insane comments. It's on a whole different level than almost anything I have witnessed online or in life. To say those things to anyone is…

Obviously there is a distinct possibility that this girl has a severe mental illness that led to this moment. But when I read the story the first thing I thought of was being 13 and wanting my sister to die more than anything else in the world. She was terrible to me and I was terrible to her back. I distinctly…

"Grown-ass Woman Makes a Life Decision While Having All of Her Mental Facilites and Being Fully Aware of All the Facts." Should be the title of this. The degree of shits I give is negative. Freezing cold negative.

My mother in law is going to live forever.

In the wise words of Dr. John Bridges, "a foole and his money is soone parted." And in the immortal words of Ice-T, "Don't hate the playa, hate the game."

The toxin or rather, anti-toxin movement is such bullshit. I eat healthy and hate junk food, don't do drugs, don't smoke and barely drink. I don't discuss these choices (usually) on any type of social media forum as it is boring but I clearly support a healthy lifestyle. But the amount of people who post "detox" shit…

True story about James McAvoy. Few years ago an actor guy I know tried to set my friend up with him (James). My friend googled him not knowing who he was, she saw that he was married, asked our friend about it and he was all, "yea he's married...and the problem is?" Point is. You may have a chance.

I would love to share. I have olive skin and dark hair, skin tone and hair color is important in terms of how you will respond, my combo is ideal. I have had it done 4x so far and am 97% hair free and supa dupa smooth. Have 2 more sessions to go, 6 is standard to make sure they got it all. Waxing is extremely painful…

Laser hair removal, it's all gone. I'll have to get a merkin!!

I don't see anything about Devon Sawa. What does it say about Devon Sawa? Casper was like porn for little me. Oh Devon. That scene in Now and Then when he is bending down in a towel, wore out the pause button trying to sneak a peek.

Never was a moment of my life when I considered changing mine. Only thing that ever made me pause was my mom telling me it always bothered her that she didn't have the same last name as my siblings and I (parents are divorced and she went back to maiden name). So when my husband and I started going down the marriage…

"...or too low(dont try to finger her… yet)."

"...or too low(dont try to finger her… yet)."

Other thing being ignored. In countries where it's customary to kiss as a greeting, there is usually a greeting. Such as going up to someone you know and mutually saying hello. Or being introduced. And in none of those countries, to my knowledge do you go in for the lip kiss. Often even the cheek kisses are in the air…

Gaga is...trying too hard.

I went to Parsons for fashion design. Almost every sewing room had a plus size dress form as well as a pregnant one, so this doesn't seem so incredible. Granted they were not pear-shaped but you're never going to get a form that works for all women unless they are made for everyone's individual specifications.

In the past 4 months 6 of my husbands friends have become engaged. This summer we have been invited to 5 weddings, all in various places along the eastern seaboard. I did the calculations before we made decisions, figured between transportation and gifts it would cost us $5,000. We are saying no to two and refuse to…

My mother got pregnant at 45 (accident). She chose to have the baby despite potential health risks due to age, she chose to work up until the day she went into labor, she chose to go through an unmediated 42 hour labor, she chose to get up the next day strap my new brother to her back and go into work at the company…

So many many things. 1 - I don't believe in male circumsion for multiple reasons (no medical reasons for it, the foreskin has over 1000 nerve endings etc). When I argue it with people their response is almost always that they want their sons to be circumscised so girls aren't grossed out by them one day. There are…