Kotaku, if you care about the quality of your articles at all, you will toss the chucklehead who wrote this one to the curb and ask HokutoAndy to write your future articles about Dragon's Crown.

Ok, while I'm at it. Do you want to know why the Sorceress has large breasts?

First, let's take a look at previous Vanillaware game. In Odin Sphere, the Queen of the Underworld has very large breasts:

"HURR HURR STEROIDS AN TITS OMG!!!1" Ok, Trolltaku shenanigans aside,
let's actually talk about the ART DESIGN of the Dragon's Crown Dwarf:

Who the hell cares about this "console" anyway?

oh boy, a male version of Patricia Hernandez...

ITT whiteknighting gets views.

where do I buy this game?

"We can never have games with heavily sexualized characters, screw freedom of expression and speech, any time that happens it just means white men are trying to oppress women and think they are just objects. Every game needs to be a statement about society and be pushing for some kind of change, it needs to be…

Bah. I like boobs =]

I hope you realize that this character (and all the beautiful art in this game), is designed by one of the most respected artists and game designers in the industry. He's a veteran of the industry that has worked on some of the most classic JRPGs of the 32bit era.

Apparently Jason Schreier is a flaming homosexual. I make this assumption based on his gay post, and profile pic with a feminine drink in hand as he buttons his shirt up to the top button.

Who gives a fuck? The game looks awesome.

it has boob-physics also. Nice.

Ooh, look at me, I'm a loner and an individual in a sea of conformity. No one understands my unique vision. Woe is me.