Old Man Hoon, too much wheel spin.

If I remember correctly, Detroit made it on the Top Ten Most Dangerous Cities list.

I bet a lot of people soiled themselves.

or "What have you doneee!!"

Blast! The title has changed, rendering my comment useless.

I dont think a 747 will fit.

Watch water drip from a camera lens.

You can record voices for directions, so you would have to find clips of JC saying things like "Recalculating".

Use the Garmin Voice Studio to record Jeremy Clarksons voice.

I like to spoon.

Cheap rentals or the nice expensive ones?

Driving down the median would be considered a threesome.

I always rear-end people.

I always said a road is like a woman, and both should be treated equally.

0-60 in.... 13 seconds!

Miura

Does his dad own a dealership?

It's okay Consumer Reports will rate this at a 62, slightly less mediocre than the Civic.

What's the worst thing about crashing your car while driving drunk without pants?

A family man with felonies steals Dodge Caravans. Need to get my kids to school, yo.