Oh man. This guy was from Greece. In hindsight I do think he was asking if I was a sex worker. Huh. Well that solves that mystery.

That was what I read there too... If whoever asked is anyone of substance, I’d start digging in their past for hooker stories pronto.

No. Voting for Jim Webb would definitely be voting for a Republican.

I feel like some of these younger republicans are suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. “I must vote my party, despite the fact that I have been held prisoner and tortured by them. They really aren’t that bad - you media, though, you twist everything.”

“I have to vote my party.” And that, right there, is the problem. Caring more about your “side” than the country. If I had to choose between a Democratic candidate on par with Trump, and a relatively sane Republican (Romney or McCain), I’d vote Republican. Anyone who can’t vote for Clinton (even if her policies are…

Mr. Oliver obviously doesn’t understand how patriotic democracy works.

Only unholy communists who hate America would ever suggest regulation or oversight. They make Baby Corporate Jesus cry.

jim Webb used to be a Republican and is very conservative for a Democrat. Still a great guy though.

For that to be a “mixed bag,” those M&M’s must have been FANTASTIC.

Face licking doesn’t seem Kirk Cameron’s style, so I’m going to guess the washed up actor was that conservative Baldwin.

For once, Hillary is America.

A lot of people who travel often love eating at Cracker Barrel because it has more fresh fruit and vegetables to choose from which is hard to come by on the road unless you know local restaurants you are driving by.

😞😞😞😞

How can Cracker Barrel rate so high when they probably would have refused to serve you, Greg?

This is likely Greg’s last post as a Deadspin staffer, and that is both deeply sad and entirely appropriate.

The only good thing about X Files reboot is Gillian Anderson, the fucking goddess we are not worthy of. I would watch her watch paint dry for 3 hours. (If you haven’t watched Hannibal & The Fall, I suggest it highly)

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

Would it work in reverse, too? If I can drive around the ‘Ring really fast would that make me better at boning pumpkins?

no hope of getting reasonable fuel economy numbers.