someone stole the CAT? fuck, that's new...

Oh, I hear you. I just got a brand new pair of pants 99% of the world wouldn't be caught DEAD in. Screw societies rules. ;-) ha ha ha

HOLY. FUCK. This whole time, for some reason (no coffee) I've had the skins and the 49's backwards in my mind: this seemed a perfectly STUPID but not-unexpected-for-SoCal-dumb plan. For DC? SERIOUSLY???? wow. just fucking wow.

yeah, I guess I understand. as I've been thinking about it: I remember the number I have. I can-if I think about it- remember them all. but I can't remember their names anymore. I guess you just fill the brain up with things that matter as time moves on...

a slut? God no, you're my hero! I'm not even at a third of that! man, -JEALOUS- :-) But the second half of your statement is the important part: do your best to be a good person, I try to do the same (well, good dad, not mom, but you get the drift. :-)

well, that makes sense, I don’t count “just” BJs as sex, for example. I dunno. I’m not judgy, I'm just surprised. :-)

This may sound silly, but... how can you not keep track? I mean, I’ve heard this before, and it seems so... odd. I have a friend that (last time we talked about this) had just blown past 80, and she could remember all of them, and she cheerfully celebrated milestones with me (hitting 50, 75, etc. and she figured she…

I don't watch march madness, so this story makes me inexplicably happy. Power to the people! :-)

I thought the sinking of the ROKS corvette was confirmed to be a nK torpedo, not just "widely believed?" anyways, keep us in the loop.

hahaha! Sorry, but they have tiny brains, are too stupid to eat leaves off the branches, and carry SYPHALLIS which they can give you by peeing on you. screw em, they EARNED this mocking. ;-) ha ha ha Hell, I'm worried P-22 just picked up an STD! How koalas AREN'T getting picked off one by one in Australia says more…

yeah. :-( I hope they relocate him and he makes it, I like his style. :-) (and I don't mean getting shot stealing the dog, I mean, get hunted down and killed after he starts attacking dogs. once predators start munching on household pets, that's when most cities think they've gotten too close to the humans. I hope…

koalas wont eat leaves unless they are on the tree. They have VERY TINY brains. his next of kin would let them rot on the ground and go hungry!

that sounds like an awesome rated PG-13 animated movie, as long as the lion is voiced by jean-claude van damme... :-)

Pheasant hunts aren’t as easy as they seem. ;-) But yeah, the lion got off lucky. and, truth be told: this IS what lions were designed to do. Even if this had been a wild koala wandering about (as they sometimes do) a lion is built to ambush and kill. there’s damn few animals in the world that would have had ANY…

well, if he had said they had no defenses against cars, I would have agreed. :-) But they do have defense mechanisms to help against predators, no matter the type, so I stand by “circle of life.” (especially since you said there were mountain lions at one point, which means that they DID evolve to haul ass from them.…

“spooked my brother on the toilet so bad my mother had to build a new outhouse.” oh, NO, you are NOT letting an awesome story like THAT go by in just one sentence. You GOTTA tell it! :-)

I am -STUNNED- that the guy that replied to me has 9 stars (as of right now) Says something about people not understanding science, or just wanting to support someone saying “oh, the poor koala didn’t deserve that!” Koalas are mean, carry diseases, will pee on your foot if you hold them, and THIS one was dumb. but…

send them a mountain lion! they’re territorial, so once the lion gets used to hunting around their house, it should take care of business right quick!;-) ha ha ha (uhm, don’t do that. it’s probably against federal law AND would introduce a species to austrailia that could wreak havoc on their environment)(though to be…

There’s predators in Australia. holy SHIT are there predators in Australia. The other koalas had the instincts to hide from predators, no matter WHAT the hell they happened to be. This one didn’t. Secondly, the mountain lion wasn’t a Zoo lion, this lion (in a masterful display of evolution) hunted down an unusual…

sometimes, humanity surprises you. Congrats, Dorothy, and WELL DONE Mr. James. :-)