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“adults will come see it.” No, we will be taking our kids and (in some cases) grandkids to Star Wars (or the chipmunk movie, which is also opening for some reason...)

I remember back in feb/march when there was NOTHING in the damn theaters to see. Now, we’ve had a plethora of films, and there’s that little indy coming out this Friday that might take the #1...

EXACTLY what I said to my wife. "uhm, it's gonna be a hard sell to make me want to root for the whalers, even if it is Thor."

I am unconvinced of his innocence. I -WANT- to believe it, and it very much feels like she killed her parents (the amount of stabbings is indicative of deeply-held rage)

I can’t be mad at customs for this one- I follow k-pop off and on and haven’t heard of this group. and I actually just DID a google search of this band and got nothing. This is custom’s job, to notice things like this; second, it sounds like the management screwed the pooch, too. however, that’s not surprising: I’ve

well, ymmv, of course. I’m a guy, so -of COURSE- I love smelling like sex and poor choices. ;-)

yeah, I'd had too many beers to calculate the exact relationship. but I'll stand by what others are saying with "legal but EMBARRESSING!" :-)

... no, I hadn't ever realized that! The lights came back up later and I ended up playing "assholes and president" for the rest of the night, so I guess, bullet dodged there!!

so, I go to visit my sister in college for new years. Huge house party, and I’m drunk. meet a girl, who is there with her BF. she is flirty, and the lights go low near midnight and she is wearing glow in the dark lipstick and we make out for a minute before people start counting down and she realizes that she should

everything up to and including the orgy was awesome.

holy. fuck. I think we have a winner.

so, like half step cousin by marriage or some shit? screw it. you're good. there's a reason the phrase "kissing cousins" exists, this shit happens. :-)

seriously? I -LOVE- it. love waking up in the morning reeking of mine and her cum, cigars and booze. smells like a night well spent.

YES. We are all rooting for you to call him and have some crazy amounts of glorious sex, as long as you promise to tell us all about it. :-)

this happens so rarely that this pic almost looks fake. like a graphic artist randomly throwing planes onto a sky background.

Why am I not surprised the JDF has the prettiest plane out there?

just rewacthed the movie on IFC this weekend. damn, I'd forgotten how pretty she is...

same as my agreement, but mrsToT keeps violating it and killing them!

I fired off to the side- and once I realized that the badguys weren’t going to say anything about it, and it wasn’t affecting the mission, I shot up lights, trash cans, etc.

interesting that they added a woman main character in this game made 15 years ago or so, because they knew the Star Wars universe needed more women in it. then fast forward to NOW, and they re-cast Captain Fantasma as a woman because of all the outcry from media organizations (including io9) when the intial cast