Do write fiction for a living?  Because you have created a tremendous backstory and inserted emotions that don’t exist to support your opinion of my opinion.  It must be exhausting.  

I’m glad I finally used words that made you get the point. 

Because I think she is thirsty for attention.  It is really that simple. 

No, I didn’t. Should have given Justice’s history.

If Colin Jost and Scarlett Johanson (however you spell it) quietly dissipated into the ether, I would not notice but would feel mysteriously ever so slightly more satisfied with our reality.

But why does only their marriage and family life matter? What about what August wanted and needed? Don’t have an entanglement/affair/whatever(open/poly) with someone and then disregard that persons wants and needs and desires just cause gotta save the marriage at all costs. The cost can be someone’s dignity.

Recently I had an argument with some chode about people misusing the term “gaslight”. I insisted that it’s not misused all that much.

Came to the comments desperately hoping to find a comment that said this. I feel like I’m being gaslit when critics and pop culture writers slobber all over his movies.

“Charlie Kaufman disappears up his own ass” is literally every ridiculously overrated Charlie Kaufman movie. 

The audiobook is read by John Moschitta.

You know you’re a dog lover when.....

oops thanks.

Cardi is a DEEPLY shitty person, but Jez can’t stop sniffing her farts.

I find the contrast between the two main stories interesting: I watched the Jenna Marbles apology, and it seemed heartfelt and sincere. No “I’m sorry you were offended” b.s. She gets slammed for not having the correct keywords. Contrast that with transphobic garbage person Cardi B who’s never apologized for any of her…

Makes sense that this trash blog likes Cardi B. Trash attracting trash.

I’m old enough to at least seem to remember the use of canon like this to contain an element of sarcasm, implying that, however great many people might think these films (paintings, comics, novels, etc.) were, we were taking them too seriously.

It’s just really complicated, so yes and no.

Correction, 9:30 am: This article has been updated to correctly reflect Sam Smith’s pronouns.

Keep running stories about billionaires and their sex lives, it seems to really be working for you guys.