Not being Antonioni and Monica Vitti, is my guess.

I don’t think she truly realizes it. I think she truly realizes the optics of it.

While I’m in the process of getting extremely nervous at the Machiavellian implications of this, I can’t believe what I’m about to say...

Such a great show

I mean, sure, but Fallon sucks bad enough that he deserves his own articles pointing out how awful he is at his job. Seth Meyers and James Corden fall in this group, too.

What “potential” did she show to be better than her predecessors?

He’s so pickled that there’s no way he’s not on a constant DUI when behind that wheel...

He put a song called Webbie on this album...and didn’t put Webbie on it. Unforgivable!

Roasted Sarah Palin for millions to enjoy, and now I found out she’s legit altruistic.

Rudy would have got denied again!

Thanks for the thoughtful reply! I’m not sure I totally agree with your thoughts on Gaga, but you’re probably right about the outcome of this project.

The lineage of self obsession from Streisand to Gaga will *not* be denied! Dynastic arrogance!

If there was ever an impending sign of the apocalypse...

I get the obvious PR/Future Litigation Avoidance angle of this, but I’d guess this retraction is objectively accurate.

Yet another example of humanity’s tragic failure to prioritize properly!

Now what the fuck?

Simple, Manu passes.

Has Deadspin ever acknowledged EDP445? He is literally the only reason I pay any attention to the Eagles, even in the Chip Kelly-era (and I’m a lifer Oregon Ducks fan).

I’d be lying if I said I felt sympathy for you over this. In fact I’d argue any sympathy towards you over this is hypocrisy in a near perfect distillation.

Ray Liotta has the worst botox ever in the 1800 commercials.