Has Deadspin ever acknowledged EDP445? He is literally the only reason I pay any attention to the Eagles, even in the Chip Kelly-era (and I’m a lifer Oregon Ducks fan).

I’d be lying if I said I felt sympathy for you over this. In fact I’d argue any sympathy towards you over this is hypocrisy in a near perfect distillation.

Ray Liotta has the worst botox ever in the 1800 commercials.

2 things money won’t buy

Counterpoint: Front-running is extremely boring. Rooting for an occasional underdog/loser adds a balance which keeps things exciting.

Winner!

I don’t disagree with your sentiments one bit. I do feel like it’s important to keep some kind of naming convention which implies the insignificance of his genetalia, though.

You’re still making baseless assumptions.

And I think the majority of people are tired of ignorant assumptions like yours. There is nothing good to come of your assumptions. Absolutely nothing.

Sarah Lynn rules

For the asinine sake of it, I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced “T.E.B.” and not “Teb”. Guessing most track-based developers have a soft spot for Kraftwerk.

Red Meat didn’t get any love?

Logical dialogue will not get you very far with the mob-and-pitchfork crowd.

No more off-topic than your suggestion...

Taylor...there’s a very easy way to win right now. Call up Queen Latifah and get her in the studio with you to remake “U.N.I.T.Y.”.

She was a producer on Jane Got a Gun, fuck ANYONE who was involved (such as Natalie Portman) in trying to ruin Lynne Ramsay’s reputation.

Taking the Bokeem Woodbine in Strapped quotient to a weird new place...

It’s unbeweaveable.

No, not everything Barry wrote was “100% correct”. It was either 100% a manipulative bit of self-righteous bait, or 100% of an idiot who should have looked up the meaning of the word “parity” before puking up whatever bullshit y’all just published.

Where in journalism does it excuse an understanding of the word “parity” to exercise whatever self-righteous tripe that is this screed?