JESUS SPOILER ALERT ASSHOLE!!! thanks for ruining it for me!

Starlord, MAN....

Are there kids on your lawn?

Instead, let's call it the Opel B118is-x RS-4TT!

You people always botch these top ten lists,

GOOGLE IT, YOU BIG BABY. Honda Grom Top Speed brings up your answer, the very first result. Did your inability to understand how ships float ruin Moby Dick?

"Hack"

Canada is a hat. That's clearly hair.

A cop shouldn't have street cred. They're not supposed to be thugs.

Obligatory Mitchell and Webb... "Are we the baddies?'

Um. Dude. Crossovers are built on a sedan or compact platform with a hatchback and expanded seating or cargo areas. What exactly is a station wagon if it's not a sedan with a hatchback and expanded seating and/or cargo area? Just because you gave it a couple extra inches of lift doesn't change what it is.

Isn't a crossover just a station wagon with a high roofline and a lift kit? Hardly "apples and oranges". More like Gala apples and Fuji apples.

Deep down, Saabists love being ignored because it lets them point out how obscure they really are.

I think some of those guys must see a heavy duty case like that as a challenge.

Tell you what. You take something valuable, fragile and utterly essential to your work and let the goddamned baggage gorillas handle it and destroy it. Then come back and talk to us.

I'm so sick of Northwest Arkansas and how they're in bed with Big Fiddle. It's like they don't even care that you're not a bluegrass band, they just see a violin and assume you're a threat, even if you're just a 3-year-old Chinese kid. Don't even get me started on East Tennessee and banjos. They shot Steve Martin…

The base engine is naturally aspirated with 52 ponies (52 ponies actually live inside the engine)

They already do this bud.

a more appropriate punishment would be to sentence him to life driving a Chevy metro.

"Duck!"