@Gourmet Spud: It doesn't, but it may provide some insight into Bill Belichick's approach on 4th down.

@President Camacho: Actually, I think he's going to pick up a yard glass.

Hey, if you're not using that tent for anything, do you think we could borrow it for a little while?

Unfortunately for his staff, he has also refused to wash his underwear with the skid mark that looks like a horseshoe.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac:

I am going to go put my hands up while Barry shoots his shot! Golly! He did not see me coming! Wait, I am in the mood for a chest pass. Brent, throw me a chest pass. Ah, yes ... it is in the air ... I caught it while keeping my eyes on it the entire way into my hands! What now? I want to try a free-throw. Nathaniel,…

@HurtsSoGood: You're right. I was going with the losing an insurmountable lead to an underdog from Boston angle, but any stunning collapse involving a Boston team works here I think.

Coakley must feel a lot like the 2004 Yankees.

@David Hume: I pegged it as being a Yellow Tail ad.

When asked about how the incident happened the ballboy said "There is no bathroom and there is no sink. They kept calling me fat boy and told me I had to wait 'til tomorrow."

Did you hear who Nate Kaeding's favorite group is? Salt-n-Pepa, because he likes to push it!

when he skated past defenseman Mikael J. Tam and clipped him in the head with a high elbow

Euphemist: Choire

If you look closely, you can see Pat Williams and Bryant McKinnie singing I'm on a Boat to themselves in the corner.

They keep this up, and the Horns will be able to pull a Bizarro Florida and lose in both sports' title games in one year.

The White House has refused Biderman's request to do a similar study on the Obama administration.

Miller's mother, Cathy, is a teacher, and his father, Paul, is a former Tampa police officer. "They've been taking it hard," Joel said. "People have been crucifying them and giving them a hard time too."

Macchi does admit to "using foul language on the bench while commiserating with teammates"

He was known around town for meeting and befriending high school kids ... He'd take children to lunch.

Rejected headlines included Knicks Bomb in Oklahoma City After Being Terrorized by Ghosts