Buzz, in your opinion, is Deadspin still perpetuating the future or do you think the future has been completely perpetuated?

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To avoid transmission of the flu by sharing the ball, the NBA has also instituted "The Kobe Rule" whereby only one person on any team may touch the ball.

Didn't anyone tell those Jets fans about MarkKelsosMigraine's rule? They're in for it now.

"His attitude to me changed 100 percent as soon as the article came out."

Maybe Brandon Inge can hit a homerun for him.

That is a fin looking tattoo.

Not one of our tigers has been arrested with cocaine. No otter knocks over old ladies to shoplift condoms. Our bear doesn't have temper tantrums and storm off his exhibit. You won't find any of our lemurs busted for smoking pot.

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It's just not pharynx that this would happen during his senior season.

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I really liked Gruden on MNF until he said that Delhomme leads the league in grit.

I am very grateful I finally got mine out there

If he can just mix in a little of Jeter's leadership and Eckstein's scrappiness, he'll be the greatest cliche of all time.

But for the cops to turn him into both a poster boy for illegal gun possession and a national fashion don't? That is a bridge too far.

Police said Mayben had 3.4 grams of cocaine when he was arrested Wednesday night in his hometown of Troy.

Hines Ward says he won't follow the rule named after him, pledging to continue blocking people high. Secretly it is because he enjoys the story of Judith and General Holofernes so much.

"Yeah, what he said."