Lotus Esprit Turbo, my good man. With special amenities by Q division.

I prefer to find the .dll containing the splash screen image using Resource Hacker and replace it with a modified version. Then I'm more amused than annoyed when I start those programs.

You're not far off, they have a pair of video cameras mounted to the last boom section pointed at the work tool. There's a video monitor in the cab so the operator gets a fairly close-up view of the destruction.

That one's probably around 10 (it's a 120' boom). However, there are high reach demolition conversions in operation with anywhere from 80' to 190' vertical reach.

The way we do it out here in the wild west you don't have to worry about a 12 story fall in a 30 ton excavator.

It doesn't matter… you're going to WANT it no matter what.

Remember in Back to the Future, when they went to 2015 and all the cars looked ultra futuristic at first but then you realized that they just put a body kit on an 85 Ford Probe?

Beats is the Bose for those who are too young to know of John Tesh or Paul Harvey.

For contrast, here's the world's least secret entrance. Somewhat less auspicious, so much so in fact that I can tell you exactly where it is: [www.secretcamprvpark.com]

Portland, OR area… That's not actually my picture though, my engine is much less cleaned up. It's a 1.7L bus block w/ crank and cam. I've already stripped the cooling, sold the heads, removed the jugs, pistons, and rods. Technically it's rebuildable (typical "ran-when-pulled" story) but it's been opened up and…

I'd recommend a VW Type 4 (or Porsche 914, for the snobbish). Mostly because I'll give it to you free (just pay shipping) as a thank you for relieving me of my last air cooled VW part.

It'd definitely have to be something I wouldn't mind seeing beaten with a splitting maul then set on fire in the front yard… so my answer is Smart ForTwo.

"Two things happen when you wrestle a pig in the mud: You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it." -unknown

Even Lamborghini is working on fuel economy, in a 2 minute trip they only needed 1 fueling stop.

I'm sure they'll be overpriced… I'll just wait for the chain email with a heartwarming story and the plans to build an FF myself.

The sultan's collection is reportedly incredible, but since it's secret/private it's too intangible. It's the sort of outlandish thing that you only see in movies.

Classic MacGruber!

At the DoE's Hanford Nuclear Site they want you to watch for deer, and someone has a sense of humor, because all of these signs are painted bright green.

This one's begging for photoshopping, I'll start:

I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often… I expect better from Dodge, but anyone else all they need is a name, phone number, and access to Craigslist.