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That reminds me: I'm starting an new electric car company. First models are currently on schedule to roll off the line sometime in Q2 2011. I don't have any pics or renderings or specs right now, but trust me, they'll be pretty bad ass. Super affordable too, base model starts at $20,000 guaranteed not to go up. …

@Chairman Kaga: Yep, you've described Portland public transportation to a T. I guess our cities share more than a slogan. I won't live in downtown though. The suburbs is as big city as this small town kid can handle. The last time I went to downtown I swore it was the last time I'd ever go downtown... come to…

@Tyson: Yeah, most proponents of that initiative conveniently forget that PIR was created as part of a reclamation of Vanport after it was destroyed in floods. Nobody wanted to live there so they built a track. Now they're up in arms.

@A Caving Ape: The thing I don't get is that, along with you and I, nearly everyone I know shares the same dim view of Portland driving habits... yet traffic still does what it does.

@UDMan: don't feel too bad.

Oh great... Dany Bahar is going to be No. 1 for two top tens in a row.

Times were if you woke up before the cartoons started you'd have to find something else to do... or you could sit there and stare at the test pattern.

Sounds like she paid close attention in her self defense course. Good for her... maybe not too wise to assault police officers, but I kinda respect her for not blindly trusting authority.

I was with you right up 'til you wished all their indie rock bands move to Portland... like it's not bad enough here already.

@jdoubleh: When it comes down to it that's the difference between this build and Ken Imhoff's Countach.

It really is incredible just how much blood, sweat, and tears it requires to make a Fiero cool.

I thought you were going to say the other half was scared of by wedding receptions with the extended family.

@Radio Shapoopy! Flyer: Some might contend that sounds better than dinner with "The Wife's Family".

@Radio Shapoopy! Flyer: So that would your Step Uncle In-Law? I think that's pretty close to the point you can just say "Some Dude".

That list is exceptional:

@Spiegel Plainview: You have the BeigeBlock extension running. I disabled it in Firefox and it loads fine.

I advertise it right next to my SSN on Superbowl commercials because I rely on someone else to protect me.

I'm particularly good at procrastinating. So, essentially, I'm already an expert at this technique.