@Syrax: I think most people could see what you were doing... But if there's a double meaning to be found you can be sure Jalopnik will find it.

@Timtoolman, still looking for work.: There's no regular business hours here, feel free to jump in and add your thoughts on any of the above conversations at any time... Oh, and welcome to the party.

A recent survey of men, of all ages, has revealed that 92% of all men lie in surveys.

I was over at The Internet Acronyms Dictionary shortening my congratulations to you... but then I realized how much I value my ability to comment here.

I'll tell you one thing - That's Not Yogurt!

Intriguing that the 4 cylinder and 4wd will be mutually exclusive. Sure there's the utility arguments, but I expect this will be leveraged to blur the fuel economy facts.

@skaycog: The Pacific NW is like the world center of microbreweries. I live in a good place to be a beer drinker, I'll try whatever new-to-me microbrews I can find. I drink a lot of fairly local stuff, but I'm not too particular. I don't care as much for real bitter IPAs, but aside from that I'm pretty easy to…

As far as surveys go, I think 20 interviewees is a rather small sampling... but in this case, I'm surprised it took so many.

@Jo Schmo has lost that commenting feeling:

Been in a lot of collisions in one of these, walked away from every one without a scratch.

@darngooddesign: In all likelihood, the tattoo isn't what does it either.

Now he really looks like a dope since Audi changed the logo.

@Leeeeena a Jalopchick: I can only imagine... thanks for picking a safe car that's also safe for work.

Anecdotally, scientifically, or sarcastically?

@Syrax: I agree, I have more fun chatting about stuff than commenting just to jack up the numbers. Besides, when it gets to 2000 what happens then? Everybody leaves for a month or two 'til skaycog sneaks back in to try to get the last word... again?

@jodark: What was all that one in seven hundred million talk?

@GeeHalen: That's part of what makes inside jokes so funny.

All those Oak Tree driving pricks make me so mad, they never use their signals either.

@skaycog: More unfortunate than the misspelling there in Krylon Yellow #3 is the owner's matching tattoo.

I suppose, to top it off, Bruce Wayne's blurred-out vanity license plate is "CAMERO"... Get a brain moran.