Your cat doesn't love you. You are making that up, and you should know that.

This is the first time a cat has ever done anything selfless, hence it's news.

"This is where two women named Thelma and Louise killed your mother."

I've turned a few times in my funny car...it didn't go well...

Found this last night, knew it would come in handy one day, but certainly not this quickly.

Correct on all counts.

As a Texan, I, for one, don't think Texas is as homogenous as everyone else thinks it is.

Wow. That is Star Wars Holiday Special level of awfulness.

a graph for the TL;DR type

Hippies

Driver: "Just read the pace notes, please!"

OH GOOD LAWD SHE DONE CAUGHT HER A BELLY BUTTON

I suppose "horse piss" is technically a taste :P

Why does everyone think IPA style beers are the nectar of the gods? IPA's suck.

That wasn't used at the Alamo.

Pretty good reasons from Frank the designer of the car:

Uhh Nope