This is a weird angle. I'm not looking at those shoes, I'm looking straight at that crotch.

Donating the money to charity offers the consumers a way to feel better about themselves after purchasing crazy expensive bullshit that was more than likely (maybe not in this case, I'm not bothering to research) underpaid workers. Woohoo!

Does that matter?

So we should rub it against our face and drape ourselves in Bible. Doing it!

I'm confused by the Irish decor, mostly. Like. Is this in Gaelic?

As another Missourian - yep.

Sigh. I would totally want this job. And I have an MFA.

Burg margle splarge bewbs

Actually, that's a brilliant idea. You should pitch that to her agent.

Inexplicably, I feel that Stodden understands America better than we do ourselves, and has created a sort of beautiful-monster-type that we both desire and fear. And she does it with such pizzazz. Quickly, someone write their dissertation about her and the latest Franzen angry-essay.

Thank you! That was very informative. Appreciated.

That's true, I hadn't considered that.

Yeah, I am actually curious how that happened. Maybe it was the... lighting?

Yikes. Didn't know you could get it in both eyes.

Um. Is this body-snarking if I ask what happened to his eyes?

No one gets an MFA in misogyny and cookbooks. Which is a shame as there is clearly a market for that.

Ugh, Myrtle.

Equality implies that I wish the system to stay exactly as is, and that is not desireable. I'm not sure why raising the females to same level of males, which is hardly a fair shake, is the goal. Justice sounds pretty good, but I have a feeling Batman is leering behind me.

Aww. This is what I was thinking. Except I was going to say I picked "no" and felt vaguely insulted.