When you look up gay friendly places in the town you're moving to and one of the top recommendations is the men's bathroom in front of a tennis court.

If I may, dearest friends, take this moment to vent about my dissertation committee.

for a friend's wedding when they are inviting your Ex boyfriend from England who still potentially has feelings for you?

So. GuyTronic made a meat/bean/bone stew that we left in the crockpot overnight to cook the shit out of. The bones ended up being super soft and chewy, so I just ate them.

I just love your handle so much, I have made an entire post. Every time you star my status, I feel like I've done something correct with my life.

To all my comrades out there. Especially the Chicago ones who can skip on over and see this excellent memorial.

And also writhing human bodies? Pornhub knows how to cater to your oddly specific interests!

Article I half read (then got bored and kind of skimmed the rest because it was repeat-y).

Into the ring! Also that's not me in the picture. Obviously. Blue on blue? Come on.

Hee! I'm like the Matrix if Keanu Reeves wasn't available so they had to draw him in every scene! Which in retrospect would have given the film some emotional depth.

Truth.

Yay, it's Valentines Day almost! And I'm stuck at work scanning negatives, so let's share romantic or terribly awkward stories of proposals: our own, our friends, our dogs because some of us have bored mothers who get their dogs married in a show of capitalism at its breaking point.