“You can totally go over to America, the land of awesomeness unlike New Zealand (why are you so proud of living here in this shitheap I don’t even know) and get a minimum wage job grubbing for tips, and it’ll still be better than here! wait, why are you offended?? IT’S A COMPLIMENT COME BACK”

They prefer to call it “not politically correct.”

Why is it so hard for these people to be polite. You can compliment someone on their service without making it sound like “omg you’re almost good enough to be an American”.

You’d have to stop the airplanes that bring most of them here of course. So those walls need to be a few thousand feet higher.

Your tax dollars at work/not working.

Good.

He’s not the only motherfucker. If he were the only motherfucker we could cope. He couldn’t last forever.We could wait out the son of a bitch. 

Why would calling it Trumpcare save it? He’s tanked dozens of things with his name on it. His greatest skill is taking a business named after him and destroying it.

If there wasn’t gerrymandering, and if everyone voted, I would agree.

I hope this emergency funding plan by Murray and Alexander goes through. Otherwise, the biggest insurer in the country is going to be Go Fund Me.

In the normal world you would be right, but this Tweet is exactly his gameplan. Blame the Democrats for the death of Obamacare. His base will eat it up. You can show video of him signing the EO all day long. They couldn’t care less.

Right with you. I had no insurance without “Obamacare”. My meds cost over $500 a month.

You motherfucker.

This. I want *scary* scary movies. I’m no longer allowed to recommend horror movies to certain people because my “eh, it’s tense at times” is their “OH MY GOD. I PEED MY PANTS IN TERROR.”

we have the guests. we have all the best guests. people are saying that.

Good. Working at Fox News SHOULD affect your career.

Someone want to teach Ivanka how to humblebrag without sounding like a complete asshole?

This is related to “I don’t care if you’re black, white, brown or purple with spots...” That one kills me.

I’ve never really been able to get into Rick and Morty, but I don’t hate on it.

It's the Kobayashi Maru for life!