I wonder what will happen when the Hand of the King meets the Face of the Producer?

You have ghosts. Evacuate immediately. Call Melissa McCarthy; her acting should purge the vehicle.

Boxy styling? No plastic bumpers? Minimalist interior? I’ve got just the thing...

Transit Connect, likely the XLT;

Guy seems like a Wierdo or a total dumbass.

Exactly. He wants a spartan cloth interior with analog controls and no driving assist tech... but wants sonar bumper sensors, heated seats, USB and power outlets, a giant sunroof, bluetooth, auto climate zones, remote start, and a built-in dash cam?

His car doesn’t exist. Go buy a base level numbered box on wheels and…

He needs to import a European market Volvo S80 with cloth seats and a manual transmission. That covers 90% of whats on his list.

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

Invested in sharks with lazer beams attached to their fricken heads.

Without customers willing to buy the expensive Model S and X, we would be unable to fund the smaller, more affordable Model 3 development.

I got a couple of yeti’s before Walmart, Rtic, etc. were making them. I know I paid more than they are worth, but I use mine every day so I justify it. Coffee in the a.m. and cold water all day. Cold beer on weekends. I can’t say whether the others are just as good since I have never used them, but I can say that the…

I got a couple of yeti’s before Walmart, Rtic, etc. were making them. I know I paid more than they are worth, but I…

I don’t know if there’s any political will behind it. Those dumb whitehouse.gov petitions don’t do shit. We basically need to pull a Tea Party and run, then elect, gearheads to Congress on this platform.

I just don’t see the point. If it needs to be docked for gaming anyways, why not just buy a desktop for gaming and a laptop? I don’t see what this is gaining anyone.

I tried FiberFix. I was on the toilet ALL THE TIME.

AMEN BROTHER! ::fistbump::

Well, ...at least his lawn is well mowed!

I’m really torn as who to hate more here: The idiot neighbors who are overacting with thier bullshit stories about “trembling” and won’t leave the guy with the trailer alone.